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Moke Wob. I am 20 years old.

Joined September 2023
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Replying to @Deerlosthope
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Replying to @anti_realism_
After she told Alex O connor he should be hung in the town square on his "why im no longer Vegan" video, i knew she was a keeper Shes young at heart
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This guy thinks “t” and “f” are shirk because they resemble the cross btw
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Replying to @BullMooseLink
Nigga tried to soft launch his drafts without actually facing the actual engagement, positive or negative. He should be hanged for cowardice.
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How it feels to step foot in any trans space now
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me when i have fries on chains and my nail is offensive
21年生きてるけどクレーンゲームでとれたの初めてで今めっっっちゃ嬉しいです
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overly played giving her that slime sponsorship
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cheating on ur wife with no prenup at that net worth has to feel good af... like adrenaline junkie shit
JUST IN: Jensen Huang reportedly has no prenup, meaning a divorce could cost him $81 billion, the most expensive divorce ever.
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Boyfriend got a “scrub daddy”. It’s odd having another masculine presence in the house. It’s boyfriend, Salami, me, and scrub daddy now. It’s a lot of intense, masculine energy 24/7.
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Sorry, but I love her
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Right wing men: I hate foids and think they should be raped Left wing men: you see, white western liberal bourgeoisie feminists are a plague, they lack class consciousness that romanticize and demonize third world men and that's why I hate foids and think they should be raped
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The benefit is they are my friends and we hang out and have fun
There isn’t a single benefit to men having female friends. They don’t even give you social proof because you just look like their gay sidekick or friendzoned beta male orbiter. Preselection only comes from being seen with a girl who is obviously your girlfriend.
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Lost all sympathy for Italians crying about pineapple on pizza when I found out they put cured meat on melon. Like you guys are just picking and choosing things to be mad about.
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I did poorly in school because I was misunderstood genius with a bitch teacher is just the chud version of being a “burnt out gifted kid”
We dont talk enough about how male students with an IQ of 105 or greater begin to outsmart their female teachers at ~3rd grade and the resentment that breeds.
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Bookworm Larpers apparently didn't know there's more than one use of the word "arbitrarily"
[guy who doesn’t know what arbitrarily means]: you don’t need to read books
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Chud fatigue
Clavicular gets called N****GER at the bar by a white guy and freaks out😳 “Get the f*ck away from me”
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all theirs, harrassment is a one-way street, something done TO someone. This is like saying a 12 yo can't possibly punch an adult, doesnt the adult have AUTHORITY???? but obviously harrassment and violence is a one way act, doesn't require the adult's consent or reciprocity
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maybe you would have thought of this if you didn’t skip safety pin and bottle cap imprint tracing class every day 🤦
why didn’t i think of this before
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In a world where most men go, “I’m not gonna have kids until I can afford them,” One man boldly goes, “not only do I not have enough money for 5 kids, I will soon not have enough money for 6.”
‘Little Rascals’ star Brandon ‘Bug’ Hall defends GoFundMe after critics urge him to ‘get a job’: ‘I’m going to keep impregnating my wife’ trib.al/fiyagTj
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