.:.asocial socialite.:. .:.snark aficionado.:. I never lose. I either win or learn.

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Joined December 2015
Depending on who you ask, I'm either a total cunt horn or sweetheart. There isn't much of a "grey area."
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I checked his age. It's fine. I don't feel creepy.
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Also...Jamie Campbell Bower has no right being so attractive.
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Coughing so hard you nearly shit yourself. Yay.
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happy birthday to the man who inspires us all to live life on the brink of insanity
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most women aren't crying over the man. they're crying over themselves. the effort they gave, the hope they held, the delusion they fell for, & the reminder that love hasn't rewarded them back.
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STREET OF CROCODILES (1986): Startling, terrifying stop-motion animation by the Brothers Quay, loosely based upon the short story by Polish writer Bruno Schultz. Channel 4 aired it in one of their animation strands and it blew my mind.
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Will never not be accurate..
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LET’S NORMALIZE: Telling people, “It seems you don’t have the capacity to love me in the ways I want and need, so let’s not continue this,” and leaving it at that.
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A whale shark swimming through bioluminescent algae appears to be swimming in space
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