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Is Al making life better? NO. Is it making things cheaper? Quite the opposite. Is it improving the internet? It's drowning it in slop. Is it giving us more time to be creative? It's stealing that too.
Surely it's making us smarter, though? Ohhhh, you won't believe this...
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Being right years ahead of others isn’t nearly as satisfying as people think. Nobody apologizes for treating you like a crazy. They just come back years later, repeating what you told them as if it’s some groundbreaking revelation because they finally heard it from someone else.
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If the Democrats don’t replace Schumer and Jeffries as their leaders, they will deeply regret it. Both of them are extremely unpopular, had nothing to do with yesterday’s wins, and will deliver the country right back to the Republicans, who should really be put away right now.
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Hey Dems we want a vibe that’s Mamdani + vindictive. We want effective leadership that gets shit done and improves people’s lives. And we want to see the fucking traitors face consequences. Do both.
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Tonight is a disaster for democrats. They might actually be expected to do something
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“Centrist” Dems are just Republicans.
“Centrist” Dems are just Republicans.
“Centrist” Dems are just Republicans.
“Centrist” Dems are just Republicans.
“Centrist” Dems are just Republicans.
“Centrist” Dems are just Republicans.
“Centrist” Dems are just Republicans.
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i have no need to type up an ivy wolk take because this tweet already exists
speaking of whores
Shane Gillis and Danny McBride Are Rival Weathermen in Absurdist, 4-Minute Kalshi Ad (EXCLUSIVE) variety.com/2026/tv/news/sha…
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I mean, just an all-time TV segment. Making Chuck do Who He Play For multiple times in a row with the same players is a brilliant idea and I was legit crying laughing by the end, my god.

























