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Joined February 2009
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richard splett is everything to me
joining the veep fun. this isn’t my favorite scene but i clipped it for a friend bc it’s such a great representation of the glory that is Richard Splett
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Is Al making life better? NO. Is it making things cheaper? Quite the opposite. Is it improving the internet? It's drowning it in slop. Is it giving us more time to be creative? It's stealing that too. Surely it's making us smarter, though? Ohhhh, you won't believe this...
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[me flirting] i would love to eat a big bowl of soup with you
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Being right years ahead of others isn’t nearly as satisfying as people think. Nobody apologizes for treating you like a crazy. They just come back years later, repeating what you told them as if it’s some groundbreaking revelation because they finally heard it from someone else.
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If the Democrats don’t replace Schumer and Jeffries as their leaders, they will deeply regret it. Both of them are extremely unpopular, had nothing to do with yesterday’s wins, and will deliver the country right back to the Republicans, who should really be put away right now.
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Hey Dems we want a vibe that’s Mamdani + vindictive. We want effective leadership that gets shit done and improves people’s lives. And we want to see the fucking traitors face consequences. Do both.
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tonight is a good night to remember this
DNC attendees cover their ears as the names of dead Palestinian children are read as they leave the convention
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Crazy how the liberal pundit class found it easier to say “America won’t elect a black woman” than “America won’t elect a woman complicit in genocide.”
Pretty good evidence that Harris’s refusal to break with Biden on Gaza was wrong on both the policy and the politics.
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Tonight is a disaster for democrats. They might actually be expected to do something
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“Centrist” Dems are just Republicans. “Centrist” Dems are just Republicans. “Centrist” Dems are just Republicans. “Centrist” Dems are just Republicans. “Centrist” Dems are just Republicans. “Centrist” Dems are just Republicans. “Centrist” Dems are just Republicans.
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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i have no need to type up an ivy wolk take because this tweet already exists
when someone is edgy and also doesn’t want people to respond negatively to them it’s like Okay well then you have to pick one because you can’t identify as Provocative but Afraid of Provoking . that’s not real
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you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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I mean, just an all-time TV segment. Making Chuck do Who He Play For multiple times in a row with the same players is a brilliant idea and I was legit crying laughing by the end, my god.
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Took me so many years to understand that the great Old 97s lyric—“the Empty Bottle was half empty” was simply descriptive and not some kind of Zen koan.
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Imagine if Caitlin Clark walked away from a live play because her teammates didn't pass her the ball. ESPN would run a 3-hour special on her attitude. Angel Reese does it, and suddenly she's just a passionate competitor.
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I think most coaches and players can tell you that what Angel Reese demonstrates in this video is behavior normally addressed at the ELEMENTARY OR MIDDLE SCHOOL LEVELS. Stomping her feet, throwing her hands down, and walking toward the bench in frustration because her teammates didn't pass her the ball. ALL WHILE THE BALL IS STILL IN PLAY. At the professional level, this is an extraordinary display of immaturity and a complete abandonment of team responsibilities. Every player gets frustrated. Every player wants the ball. But you NEVER allow your personal frustration to take priority over the possession, your teammates, or the game itself. I've never known a serious coach who would tolerate this behavior, and teammates certainly don't appreciate being publicly shown up on the court. This is the WNBA Finals. The standard should be considerably higher.
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Why, look! It's yet another "No Demands" parade! Come one, come all and watch millions of stupid Americans ask for nothing and pledge to keep voting for the corporately-corrupt, anti-Medicare for All, Anti-Green New Deal, war-mongering, genocidal Democrat Party.
Holy Shit — San Diego is showing the F up!!!!! #NoKingsDay ain’t messing around!!!
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acab includes women dressing up as sexy cops for halloween
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Rebecca Hall deserves so much more recognition
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