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Christie 🪩

@squiggg

Argumentative, antithetical dream girl

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined April 2008
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sam@_chippytreeNov 2
Sorry to the 3 people who see how sad I am on Twitter
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ju ♱ VI A SAB@juliisversionNov 1
you’re not matty healy, I’m not taylor swift, this ain’t the tortured poets department, we’re two idiots
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🦋@leftunsentsNov 1
is anyone else's automatic response to stress just, "ok well i'll just kill myself"
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Steve Skojec
@SteveSkojecOct 30
It's been 8 years, and this is still the funniest video on the internet. 😂 "SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG!" and "AM I WRRRRONNNG?" are two of the most quoted lines between me and my older kids. The head bob with the hair movement at "THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!" will never, ever not be hilarious. And it's one of the best quick examples of the nature of male friendship to boot.
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the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.
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B@BreliloquyOct 28
The same way a baby conceived via IVF is a real baby.
jasmine 🦋 (@jasmiliano) profile picturejasmine 🦋@jasmilianoOct 26
How are lab grown diamonds real diamonds ? Im so confused
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Casual Thursday@CasualThursdayOct 28
Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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ᥫ᭡@mp3nothingnewOct 26
i miss you but i miss sparkle land
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Axis mundi@DraxismundiOct 26
omg u remembered? ofc i remember useless things about people who don't love me back
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Jill Gutowitz@jillboardOct 26
not this on the same day as chrishell and g flip… LESBIANS STAY INSIDE
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@PopBaseOct 26
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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kacey@lehkolasOct 22
If you’re a hater at heart, there’s truly no better place than sports fandom. This is beautiful
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@BR_OpenIceOct 22
THEY'RE CHANTING "YOU CAN'T READ" AT BRADY TKACHUK NOW 😳
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You Can’t See Anything directed by Nathan Fielder following Jen Shah in the days leading up to her imprisonment discussing what really happened regarding Heather Gay’s black eye
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Pete Blackburn
@PeteBlackburnOct 22
Strutting in with matching tracksuits & soaking up all the boos just to get pumped 5-1 and told you're illiterate. The beautiful game
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DJ Bean
@DJ_BeanOct 22
nothing the Sabres could have done tonight. Sometimes you're just facing the Hottest Team in Hockey
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Emmy Potter@emmylanepotterOct 20
Nathan Fielder and Emma Stone are close friends, and Emma is a huge Real Housewives of Salt Lake City fan, so I feel like there is no way Emma didn't at least explain to Nathan who Jen Shah is and that she was in prison with Elizabeth Holmes.
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aarøn.@ayronedOct 19
Dr Spaceman would tell Tracy to stay awake for 36 hours and play in an nfl game with clots in his lungs
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sextina acab-fina@giltcomplexOct 19
if u google 'im so sad im so fucked up' on your work computer they WILL know and they WILL try to talk to you about it and then you will have to explain that you were looking for the uncut gems meme to talk about jalen hurts being out for the season
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HBO Max
@hbomaxOct 16
elizabeth holmes' only impression of nathan fielder before the doc #NathanForYou
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Isobel Fox@foxxobelOct 18
No, I don’t think Nathan Fielder was in love with Elizabeth Holmes or that they were “about to fuck.” You people are so weird
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blockhead@sickfatdogOct 17
I like that the movie revealed Nathan still calls it twitter in the face of multiple people who call it x
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