Whatever it is about me that makes people want to tell me their deepest, darkest secrets, I call on the hosts of heaven tonight, please help me set fire to it
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God has blessed me with a higher-than-average intellect and I'd rather die than use it to propagandise for an elite of thieves and rentseekers.
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We love it when you send us pictures without us even having to ask. Just seeing you makes us happy.
Send me a picture when you wake up, before you get in the shower, when your hair is messy, when you’re doing your makeup. Send me a video of you getting dressed too. I’m just a guy trying to survive here. 🫠
You’re basically visual oxygen to me. I just like looking at you.
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We’re cooking
We haven’t really been public with our wins, that’s going to change now
Few highlights tho: members won from prtscan, reserve, courier…
Join us!
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There will be a breakup after which you lose your ability to love. That is when you become an economic unit and your sole purpose is to boost GDP per capita (nominal) till you die.
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If all else fails, we will outlive you. Every dogma mistakes longevity for immortality. Your institutions will crumble. You will become the superstition of a dark age.
We will tell our grandchildren about the cancer that you were & history will do the rest.
Time is on our side.
Kaduna, thank you for the overwhelming welcome today as we flagged off our APC 2027 Presidential Campaign.
Three years ago, you gave me the privilege of serving as your President. Today, you filled this city again, hundreds of thousands of you from across the North, and I felt the warmth of your support. It was good to return with Vice President Kashim Shettima @officialsksm and our wives to a city that carries so much of our nation’s history.
I remembered the founding leaders who gathered here before independence and prayed that Almighty Allah grants them forgiveness and eternal peace. Then I spoke to you plainly, because you have heard enough speeches.
My opponents talk about hunger and poverty. I asked the crowd today who created these problems. They did. We are the ones working to eradicate them. The subsidy racket, fraudulent invoices and fuel smuggling are firmly behind us, and there is no going back. We confronted what we inherited with courage and political will, and we are building an economy that rewards hard work and creates opportunities for our people.
I know the road has been hard. I hear you. Your sacrifices will not be in vain, and I will not rest until the progress we are making is felt in your homes, your businesses and your pockets.
Our progressive governors are building roads, hospitals, schools and markets across their states, supported by increased revenues from the reforms we undertook. Salaries are being paid regularly, and development is taking shape. I am proud of what they are delivering for our people.
On January 16, 2027, come out with your PVCs and give Vice President Kashim Shettima and me the mandate to finish what we started. Your future is in your hands, and your fingerprints at the ballot will help determine it.
Thank you, Governor Uba Sani @ubasanius, for a befitting start to our campaign. Thank you, Kaduna, for standing with us once again.
#RenewedHopeInKaduna #TinubuShettima2027 #RenewedHope2.0
I have very little anger for illiterate people who insist on supporting the cancer that APC is
Where I lose it however, is how a well travelled and educated music executive thinks it is perfectly in order for his own people to be failed and betrayed this way, it beats me mehn
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you’re my og, so know i’m not coming from a place of disrespect. but i think the part you’re missing is that this was never just about tinubu for me.
i hate the apc.
i hate what the apc represents, and what they’ve normalised: failure and mediocrity. they’re blind cankerworms.
Great talk.
Makes me wonder why he then accused Xavi of playing like Eibar, when infact, Xavi simply adjusted to game state 🤷
🎙️ لويس إنريكي:
لكي تتمكن من الفوز بالمباريات والألقاب المهمة، وعندما تلعب أمام منافسين في مستواك نفسه أو حتى أعلى، يجب أن تعرف كيف تتكيف مع مواقف اللعب
مررنا بـ10 أو 15 دقيقة اضطررنا فيها إلى تشكيل كتلة دفاعية منخفضة
لكننا بقينا خطرين لأن لدينا قدرة كبيرة على القيام بالتحولات
وهذا أيضًا جزء من مفتاح معرفة كيفية التكيف
إذا كنت تتذكر، في العام الماضي كانت هناك مباريات مثل مباراة بايرن ميونيخ، حيث كان عليك أن تدافع بكل تأكيد
وعليك أن تفعل ذلك بشكل جيد، لأنه بخلاف ذلك يكون المنافسون على مستوى عالٍ ويمكنهم الفوز عليك
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don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish
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