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Edmonton, AB
Joined March 2012
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A #cannabis rant:
Instead of telling us how different/better you are, how "premium" or "craft", just fight for the right to bulk sell to retailers, who can decide for themselves if/how they want to sell it, and consumers can see/smell it upfront... /
SυɳɳყSҽɱαɳƚιƈʂ retweeted
We should not have the courts involved.
We had a Commission.
It submitted a report.
The UCP didn’t like that report, because the changes in it were fair.
So there was an effort at a “minority” report. Which is not a thing. Which led us to this compromised, secret process.
SυɳɳყSҽɱαɳƚιƈʂ retweeted
For immediate release:
"For months, the Alberta NDP Caucus has been warning against UCP attempts to violate the democratic rights of Albertans and bring in election maps only meant to deliver a win for the UCP in the next election no matter what voters want.
"Elections Alberta warned Danielle Smith months ago that they need 12 to 18 months to implement new maps under perfect conditions. Instead, the UCP repeatedly changed the law to help themselves, denied Elections Alberta the resources it requested, and put all Albertans through a wasteful and incredibly costly referendum. Now Elections Alberta says they just don’t have enough time to implement the UCP’s rigged map in time for the October 27 fixed election date — a date already extended by Danielle Smith to give herself six more months in power.
"Danielle Smith and the UCP should have implemented the independent commission’s report six months ago and they could still do it now. Albertans deserve to vote in free, fair and timely elections. The UCP should stop cheating and do the right thing."
SυɳɳყSҽɱαɳƚιƈʂ retweeted
The premier has no mandate to move forward with petty and costly fights against Canada.
Albertans want a government that will work with our Canadian neighbours to improve healthcare, strengthen education, and make life more affordable.
SυɳɳყSҽɱαɳƚιƈʂ retweeted
In Canada, we don’t allow rigged elections. But the UCP keeps breaking democratic norms by giving themselves the power to redraw Alberta's new election maps.
It's a blatant attempt to cheat in the next election. We will always fight for fair elections.
SυɳɳყSҽɱαɳƚιƈʂ retweeted
BREAKING!!!
At Nenshi's presser on the UCP's Gerrymandering, it came out that the Ethics Commissioner has had to suspend his investigation into ministers accepting elite hockey tickets...
Because it overlaps with a CRIMINAL investigation!
It only took days for the UCP to resume disrespecting Albertans' voices, after recieving referendum results, 🤔... #ableg #abpoli
cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/u…
SυɳɳყSҽɱαɳƚιƈʂ retweeted
Response to the Electoral Boundaries meeting.
Watch live:
youtube.com/live/bqNsRH6yC20…
SυɳɳყSҽɱαɳƚιƈʂ retweeted
How much was the fix in on the gerrymandering report and making sure Albertans never know how it was made?
Watch this clip.
Danielle Smith sent her very best lapdogs to do exactly what she wanted.
Wonder what treats they get now that they did their trick?
SυɳɳყSҽɱαɳƚιƈʂ retweeted
What a wild, wild, wild, completely unpredictable unexpected totally normal not at all alarming coincidence...
#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
SυɳɳყSҽɱαɳƚιƈʂ retweeted
Mélanie Joly: "What was interesting in his interview is that [Cleveland-Cliffs CEO] mentioned that Stelco was a competitor that he wanted to get rid of... he's proving our case."
SυɳɳყSҽɱαɳƚιƈʂ retweeted
More and more is coming to light in the CorruptCare scandal. We demand Danielle Smith call a public inquiry, NOW.
This involves at least $614,000,000 of Albertans' money at a time many people are struggling to find a doctor and get timely surgeries.
We all deserve transparency and accountability.
SυɳɳყSҽɱαɳƚιƈʂ retweeted
SCOOP: The RCMP is investigating fraud, breach of trust, and money laundering in connection with Alberta's health care procurement controversy, according to a letter filed in court
theglobeandmail.com/canada/a… w @tom_cardoso
SυɳɳყSҽɱαɳƚιƈʂ retweeted
.@ABDanielleSmith, now that we’re all assured that UCP is not a separatist party and all UCP MLAs support unity, why not have a vote in the Legislature on question #10 as requested by #ForeverCanadian?
As a federalist leader, you’d want to send such a powerful message of unity.
SυɳɳყSҽɱαɳƚιƈʂ retweeted
Hey Alberta: is this incompetence or a full on intentional lie?
9003 Acute Care Spaces is NOWHERE near a record number for our prov
In the late 1980s we had 17,790 acute care spaces in hospitals (~12,000 acute care beds, +LTC beds)
1988: 7.4 beds/1000
2026: 1.5 beds/1000
1/2
SυɳɳყSҽɱαɳƚιƈʂ retweeted
Nathan Cooper, Alberta's man in Washington, spent $56,321.31 on hospitality on September 30, 2026.
What did he spend it on? We don't know. The UCP changed disclosure rules.
All we can do if hope it was worth it.
#ableg
Source:
alberta.ca/sole-source-contr…
SυɳɳყSҽɱαɳƚιƈʂ retweeted
.@ABDanielleSmith gets caught lying again and Elections Alberta calls her out on it.
#ableg #cdnpoli
CTV News is fact-checking Alberta Premier Danielle Smith's claims that Thomas Lukaszuk forced her hand in putting the question of separation on the ballot.
Spoiler alert: nuh uh, Smith.
#Alberta #AbLeg
youtu.be/Z3iHDLbu1hU?si=F4fF…
