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Three years.
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The Haunting of Hill House premiered 8 years ago today.
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. @EvelyneBrochu on the set of the film HANTÉE 👻🎬
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Eid mubarak & free Palestine always
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Straight, White men, with Grey eyes, who like guns and seducing women is now Woke. I repeat, the snake is eating its own tail.
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Ryan Coogler’s ‘SINNERS’ has passed $300M worldwide. It is one of the highest grossing original films of the past decade.
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MISTRIAL
BREAKING: Federal prosecutors just admitted a paralegal listened to an entire attorney-client call between Luigi Mangione and his attorney Karen Agnifilo.
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Achele and Katie stans waking up from their hibernation like
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economy so bad dianna agron got a job
Dianna Agron is boarding The Odyssey !!
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Katie McGrath. Lena Luthor // Jen (no-last-name?) 2016 // 2024
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THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THIS PLANET SOMEBODY SEDATE MEEEEE
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Same writer wrote both hit pieces
The Variety Zegler hit piece is Melissa Barrera all over again, less a real work of reporting and more like a coordinated career knifing meant to make an example of any promising young actor that dares to speak their mind on issues that the industry frowns upon.
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So many men have clearly never seen a woman up-close in their whole lives
This is why Disney is about to lose $300MM…
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Israel killed over 400 Palestinians - almost 50% children - in a matter of a few hours last night and Variety thinks we wanna hear what this talentless supporter of genocide thinks. Zionist structures of power must always present Jews, especially Israeli Jews, as perpetual victims even when they are eradicating entire bloodlines of Palestinians. This is the machinery of manufactured empathy in order to obfuscate and justify the slaughter of Arabs/Muslims.
Gal Gadot says "I had to speak up" after October 7th and "advocate for the hostages." "I could not be silent. I was shocked by the amount of hate, by the amount of how much people think they know when they actually have no idea, and also by how the media is not fair many times. So I had to speak up. I’m not a hater. I'm a grandchild of a Holocaust survivor who came to Israel and established his family from scratch after his entire family was erased in Auschwitz. And on the other side of my family, I'm eighth generation Israeli. I'm an indigenous person of Israel. "I am all about humanity, and I felt like I had to advocate for the hostages. When your compass is clear, your conscience is clean. I know what I’m advocating for, and I know what I wish for the world. I am praying for better days for all. I want everybody to have good life and prosperity, and the ability to raise their children in a safe environment.” Read more here: variety.com/2025/film/featur…
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For those of y’all who weren’t outside, the media tore Serena to shreds for crip walking at Wimbledon. Her coming back to do a dance that references a culture she’s actually a part of, during a live performance criticizing someone for being a culture vulture is *chef’s kiss.*
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All of these “lets stop hating each other” commercials are fucking annoying when the source of the hatred and division is sitting in the stadium with his bronzer and 34 convictions watching the game like he’s not awful
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gotta admire the dedication to doing nothing but showing up in the most random media and looking like a goddess
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UNLESS you use AI.
You are an artist regardless of skill. You are an artist regardless of skill. You are an artist regardless of skill. You are an artist regardless of skill. You are an artist regardless of skill. You are an artist regardless of skill. You are an artist.
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