Queer Jewish writer in the South. She/her. Views my own. RTs ≠ endorsements
Atlanta
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I probably should have a Taylor burner account, but I'm over having multiple internet personalities so on this account you will get Taylor standom, complaints on Atlanta politics, literary fiction subtweets, and times my cats barfed on something.
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commenters: how can we still make this about taylor swift
Jack Antonoff tells Ed Sheeran to “stand the f*ck up” after Macklemore was fired from his tour for showing support to Palestine:
“it’s not in any way a strange, uncomfortable or controversial thing to say [Free Palestine], it’s a deeply human thing to say. If you think it is [controversial] you’re lost in some other sauce that is so crazy. They’re going to let some f*cking promoter tell me what I can say? Don’t book me. I’ll play for free outside. [Ed Sheeran] missed a massive, beautiful opportunity there: just cancel the whole fucking tour, then play for free outside each venue, raise a bunch of money, rather than let a fucking billionaire tell you what to do. The reason it’s not an anomaly or niche issue is because we all live in a world where billionaires are constantly telling us what to do. So stand the f*ck up.”
(theguardian.com/music/2026/o…)
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Jack Antonoff tells Ed Sheeran to “stand the f*ck up” after Macklemore was fired from his tour for showing support to Palestine:
“it’s not in any way a strange, uncomfortable or controversial thing to say [Free Palestine], it’s a deeply human thing to say. If you think it is [controversial] you’re lost in some other sauce that is so crazy. They’re going to let some f*cking promoter tell me what I can say? Don’t book me. I’ll play for free outside. [Ed Sheeran] missed a massive, beautiful opportunity there: just cancel the whole fucking tour, then play for free outside each venue, raise a bunch of money, rather than let a fucking billionaire tell you what to do. The reason it’s not an anomaly or niche issue is because we all live in a world where billionaires are constantly telling us what to do. So stand the f*ck up.”
(theguardian.com/music/2026/o…)
People are so hardcore and evangelizing about Halloween. Why is it so important everyone wear a god damn costume?
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I’m sorry but I do not buy that some giant disaster requiring food water propane & other prepping is going to happen—at least not organically—within days of the midterm elections!! Get a GRIP. I am tired of doom porn.
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Why is he always shirtless? Not that I am complaining..
Dua Lipa and her husband , Callum Turner, spotted leaving the SNL after-party hand in hand, with Callum going shirtless. 😍📸
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Me absolutely losing it that Joanne’s conversion class would start before high holidays and also that they’d let an outside rabbi do an Erev sermon…with a day’s notice. #NoboWantsThis
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before we got married, we did this thing where we said the worst thing we’ve ever done
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If you can’t come up with three adjectives to describe your child you should lose custody
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Not going to bother sounding particularly insightful here, but the older I get the more i'm like, "wow, animals are incredible." I'm donating to some animal charity like once a week at this rate. they got me.
