Queer Jewish writer in the South. She/her. Views my own. RTs ≠ endorsements

Atlanta
Joined November 2009
Tess Malone retweeted
He should sue them for antisemitism and I'm only half joking
Need the on set tea when they all meet up to shoot the next season cus you know they all hate Adam Brody now but you can’t fire him without backlash bc he’s the main guy and he’s always been well liked.
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Hi Haley American Jew here. Never been to Israel. Are you saying America is not my homeland?
This type of fearmongering about Israel is wrong. It is not a winning strategy for any state. It does nothing to help Michigan Democrats win up and down the ballot in eight days. Do we need to lower costs by building more homes, securing people’s health care, and creating a fairer federal tax code? Yes, we do!! How we do so is not by blaming the high costs of our goods on the only Jewish homeland in the world. I want to see Democrats succeed at every level, and that means keeping our focus on lowering costs for Michigan families and reining in this out-of-control President.
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Tess Malone retweeted
You're at a funeral and you're aura farming
Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman and Steven Spielberg at Princess Diana’s Funeral, 1997
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this lady’s name is terri sue feldshuh. she’s from fucking scarsdale, went to school in westchester, and now lives in california. i’m sick of these genocidal maniacs acting like there is no judaism without israel. judaism existed before and will exist after the state of israel.
“To accuse the Jewish people of genocide is wild.”  Broadway icon and Nobody Wants This star Tovah Feldshuh gets real with Jonathan Harounoff on UNSCRIPTED, on acting, marriage, the global rise of antisemitism, and what she says about the genocide accusations against Israel. Full episode drops Monday, October 26 on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts.  Production support provided by the @cjewishhistory, @AmericanSephard, Noff Media, Odd One Out Studios, @JewishNewsUK, and Leah Barzideh.
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commenters: how can we still make this about taylor swift
Jack Antonoff tells Ed Sheeran to “stand the f*ck up” after Macklemore was fired from his tour for showing support to Palestine: “it’s not in any way a strange, uncomfortable or controversial thing to say [Free Palestine], it’s a deeply human thing to say. If you think it is [controversial] you’re lost in some other sauce that is so crazy. They’re going to let some f*cking promoter tell me what I can say? Don’t book me. I’ll play for free outside. [Ed Sheeran] missed a massive, beautiful opportunity there: just cancel the whole fucking tour, then play for free outside each venue, raise a bunch of money, rather than let a fucking billionaire tell you what to do. The reason it’s not an anomaly or niche issue is because we all live in a world where billionaires are constantly telling us what to do. So stand the f*ck up.” (theguardian.com/music/2026/o…)
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Jack Antonoff tells Ed Sheeran to “stand the f*ck up” after Macklemore was fired from his tour for showing support to Palestine: “it’s not in any way a strange, uncomfortable or controversial thing to say [Free Palestine], it’s a deeply human thing to say. If you think it is [controversial] you’re lost in some other sauce that is so crazy. They’re going to let some f*cking promoter tell me what I can say? Don’t book me. I’ll play for free outside. [Ed Sheeran] missed a massive, beautiful opportunity there: just cancel the whole fucking tour, then play for free outside each venue, raise a bunch of money, rather than let a fucking billionaire tell you what to do. The reason it’s not an anomaly or niche issue is because we all live in a world where billionaires are constantly telling us what to do. So stand the f*ck up.” (theguardian.com/music/2026/o…)
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Tess Malone retweeted
Generic saltine packaging has no business being this good
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Is he?
.@GregAbbott_TX is block walking in Hutto following his campaign stop
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Tess Malone retweeted
I’m sorry but I do not buy that some giant disaster requiring food water propane & other prepping is going to happen—at least not organically—within days of the midterm elections!! Get a GRIP. I am tired of doom porn.
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Tess Malone retweeted
Y’all fighting against socialism like your family owns a railroad. bro you have a shift on monday
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lana got coned 📢
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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Tess Malone retweeted
Why is he always shirtless? Not that I am complaining..
Dua Lipa and her husband , Callum Turner, spotted leaving the SNL after-party hand in hand, with Callum going shirtless. 😍📸
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
These images appear AI-generated or fabricated. No credible reports or photos exist of Dua Lipa and shirtless Callum Turner leaving an SNL after-party; no new SNL episode aired that weekend. vulture.com/article/saturd… wmagazine.com/fashion/dua-li… instyle.com/dua-lipa-sequi…
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Tess Malone retweeted
yall are way too broke to be this afraid of socialism
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before we got married, we did this thing where we said the worst thing we’ve ever done
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If you can’t come up with three adjectives to describe your child you should lose custody
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make Sandra Hüller a Bond villain
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Tess Malone retweeted
Not going to bother sounding particularly insightful here, but the older I get the more i'm like, "wow, animals are incredible." I'm donating to some animal charity like once a week at this rate. they got me.
An American Mink pauses on the bank of Lake Ontario with a snow-dusted, still squirming catch. These sleek predators hunt relentlessly, even in the dead of winter. 📷 Jeremy Bridge-Cook
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her poor daughter will be able to read about this one day
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Tess Malone retweeted
perfect update here cc @temalone
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