The Key to Surviving Real Estate Follow for the Laughs. Stay for the Value. Co-Founder of @nowbammedia Media I Say What You're Thinking.
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Real estate agents will spend $2,000 to attend a conference and come home with a hangover, 14 new AI subscriptions, and CRM-branded chapstick.
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Real estate agents will ignore their CRM for six months then fly across the country to attend a conference where someone tells them to follow up with their database.
If you’re going to come to an open house and hack up a lung, the least you can do is sign-in.
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FYI: You know that agent you had a miserable transaction with? The one who made your life a living hell from the first showing?
You're going to see them again. And again. And again.
In fact, the next house your buyer falls in love with will probably be their listing!
Real estate is a very small world.
The Broke Agent retweeted
It’s funny when people on here say they’re waiting for a huge crash to buy a house.
They actually believe home prices just drop 30% and nothing else happens.
The Broke Agent retweeted
“We’re not in a rush to sell.”
Translation: list it 30% high and blame me in nine months.
I’m at 17 text messages from unknown numbers today.
All political + the usual daily spam that comes with being a real estate agent.
At this point, I’m more surprised when I get a text from someone I actually know.
Ryan Serhant just made a huge move with AI content.
Should agents follow his lead?
youtube.com/watch?v=U6Z0dbOG…
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🚨 BREAKING: REAL, eXp, Keller Williams & Berkshire Hathaway Announce Historic Team Up
And we're live on @nowbammedia with the CEO's
Tune in here👇
youtube.com/watch?v=kd_JRq6g…
I've had my real estate license for 4,015 days and still nobody has asked me how many sections are in a township.
Oh look, a housing doomer posting a screenshot of a random price cut with zero context to convince everyone the housing market is crashing.
“Worse than 2008! You have no idea what’s coming!!”
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When you’re on a conference call with your client and their know-it-all cousin who bought a house once starts chiming in to tell you how to do your job
The Broke Agent retweeted
eXp CEO Predicts A Softer Housing Market By Year-End
Tune in live to the Hot Sheet with @ByronLazine
Get your weekly housing market brief:
youtube.com/live/4VVRtUpWLEw…
You instantly become the worst driver in the world when a client follows you to a showing.
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I just created a formula for the perfect real estate post.
If has 4 simple ingredients and will change your content life.
Watch this 👇
youtube.com/watch?v=G_m8OCi7…
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