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not working on anything new ✨ Group Product Manager for Gen AI Workspace Intelligence @Google, prev Civic Integrity @Facebook, anti-Abuse @Twitter 🇵🇰 + 🇺🇲

Joined September 2015
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Our team's been pushing on context and personalization to make your life easier - try it out! My favorite thing is just asking Gmail to "send an email to the usual bakery for my usual birthday cake request for my kid" and it does it becasue it knows :)
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I was an anti-woke alpha male I am now a he/him I have no spines I have no actual opinions I am a vessel of shareholders value I simply am not there
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Parents: My kid finished this - what's the next book??? The short daily lesson format worked well for him.
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sweet old man just asked me “you’re muslim? you get more than one husband right??” sir no but also i can’t even get One!!!!!
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Open the gates. Let aid into Gaza now.
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The good thing about J.D. Vance is that no one will ever form a cult around his personality.
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“My life changed because I took on responsibility,” says Norhan, 16, from Gaza. She remembers happier times with her family, before the war, before her mother was killed while pregnant. The baby survived, and Norhan now looks after her and her siblings. She still dreams of being a pharmacist. UNICEF continues to stay for children in Gaza, providing essential supplies and services, mental health support, and access to learning. But for children to recover, to begin to heal, to work towards their dreams, the ceasefire must ensure their safety.
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The largest two US cities are now run by Indian Democratic Socialists btw
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We're gonna start calling it the MNBA
Valks win a chip and three days later there’s a blue tsunami. This is Gabby William’s America.
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Valks win a chip and three days later there’s a blue tsunami. This is Gabby William’s America.
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Just turned my desk at work towards Mecca
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it’s elon mosque now
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Per Sharia law, all meals at the Cheesecake Factory must now begin with a land acknowledgement.
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Mark Zuckerberg gotta change his whole look again
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This day gives me hope even though I'm aware that Dems are CHRONIC bag fumblers so there's still that danger....
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if you’re in line to recite the shahada STAY IN LINE
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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fuck woke 2 we’re going straight to woke 5.5 opus
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Every Chick-fil-A is now closed for Jummah Friday prayer
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THEY GOT ESTROGEN ON TAP AT APPLEBEES
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WE TURNING THAT BALL ROOM INTO A MOSQUE
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