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Joined September 2015
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I was an anti-woke alpha male I am now a he/him I have no spines I have no actual opinions I am a vessel of shareholders value I simply am not there
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sweet old man just asked me “you’re muslim? you get more than one husband right??” sir no but also i can’t even get One!!!!!
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Open the gates. Let aid into Gaza now.
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The good thing about J.D. Vance is that no one will ever form a cult around his personality.
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“My life changed because I took on responsibility,” says Norhan, 16, from Gaza. She remembers happier times with her family, before the war, before her mother was killed while pregnant. The baby survived, and Norhan now looks after her and her siblings. She still dreams of being a pharmacist. UNICEF continues to stay for children in Gaza, providing essential supplies and services, mental health support, and access to learning. But for children to recover, to begin to heal, to work towards their dreams, the ceasefire must ensure their safety.
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The largest two US cities are now run by Indian Democratic Socialists btw
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Valks win a chip and three days later there’s a blue tsunami. This is Gabby William’s America.
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Just turned my desk at work towards Mecca
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it’s elon mosque now
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Per Sharia law, all meals at the Cheesecake Factory must now begin with a land acknowledgement.
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Mark Zuckerberg gotta change his whole look again
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if you’re in line to recite the shahada STAY IN LINE
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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fuck woke 2 we’re going straight to woke 5.5 opus
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Every Chick-fil-A is now closed for Jummah Friday prayer
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THEY GOT ESTROGEN ON TAP AT APPLEBEES
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WE TURNING THAT BALL ROOM INTO A MOSQUE
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Every data center in America is getting converted into a Somalian daycare tomorrow
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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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people say the dems aren't good at winning elections, but look at them now! all it took was a warmongering pedophile who turned all the food into expensive diarrhea poison
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