Choose Your Own Adventure

Joined December 2018
Hey bro im fading from existence otherwise im good
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Trump posts cryptic health message: "A healthy person has a thousand dreams. A sick person has only one (to get better)! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Tweet of the year
Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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but Settings app we're both boys
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playing chess for the first time: so which piece is like incineroar
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Almost added another black hoodie to the collection yesterday but instead I practiced restraint…and had a pho-flavored cocktail wtf
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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Amanda Seyfried
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I was #deep in drafts mode
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Tweeting from treadmill
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Me dodging every single spoiler of YCSE when it’s only been out for 4 days (too lazy to put a gif you just gotta imagine it)
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Man what a crazy fuckin movie. Surreal experience. 100/10
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club music is so fucking class btw
"The physicality of the sound is a radical act against atomization, and the powers that be who want us to stay home and watch Netflix." hearingthings.co/let-jacques…
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BUT BITCH IM BOBBY WIT DAT TOOL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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