@throughthru

Choose Your Own Adventure

Joined December 2018
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vio@ErogetismOct 24
FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 23
Trump posts cryptic health message: "A healthy person has a thousand dreams. A sick person has only one (to get better)! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Tweet of the year
elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethcOct 24
Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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but Settings app we're both boys
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playing chess for the first time: so which piece is like incineroar
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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for bkmag, wrote about you can see everything as a movie about prison bkmag.com/2026/10/21/you-can…

You Can See Everything, Unless You're in Prison

In the unlikely event that you clicked on this link without first watching 'You Can See Everything,' prepare for heavy spoilers.

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club music is so fucking class btw
Hearing Things@hearingthingscoOct 21
"The physicality of the sound is a radical act against atomization, and the powers that be who want us to stay home and watch Netflix." hearingthings.co/let-jacques…

Let Jacques Greene Teach You How to DJ

Rule number one: No cocaine in the booth

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joseph@stinkbugOct 22
BUT BITCH IM BOBBY WIT DAT TOOL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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足はきちんとそろえます
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Flib@flibbierOct 22
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Bake for 100-120 minutes or until it sucks. Throw in trash
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everyone loves the Nathan For You segment where he uses a child's answers for a job interview, but equally as good is when Jon Benjamin is feeding him answers and Nathan says his mom died in the Iraq war fighting for the Iraqis.
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