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wrote something on my new journey(ish) open.substack.com/pub/timiom…
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today i lost my mind 😓
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I want to leave this app but tweets like this make it very hard
One of the perks of being jobless is it makes you very observant. The dogs on my street are in a gang and i recently noticed they've ostracized one. i suspect it's because he tried to leave so he has been home more often now. i should learn dog coz this gist looks interesting
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Replying to @virtuousii
good evening 🧎🏾
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timi retweeted
One Governor convoy kee person for here some days ago . No official statement, no condolence, even if na eye service, everybody just move on.
The murder of a child is a pain no parent should have to endure, let alone from thousands of miles away. Javits Frimpong’s mother deserves to say goodbye to her son in person. I just got off the phone with President Trump and he has agreed to grant her visa immediately.  All of New York City is mourning this tragedy.
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This is the dumbest take I’ve heard all year. And it’s been a crazy year 🤯 Let me dismantle this argument using the same analogy, with one correction. A family earns 50k (But instead of 5k going missing, 40k disappears - a much closer illustration of reality). You’re poor. Yes! But poverty is your condition. Corruption is the biggest problem keeping you trapped in poverty. That missing 40k is the money meant to fund education, skill acquisition, productive assets, building a business or creating opportunities that would actually help you earn more and escape poverty. But instead, you’re left with 10k and somehow being told by this lad that your biggest problem is that you don’t earn enough. Even if you believe him and your income rises to 500k tomorrow, is it not 400k that will still disappear ? Even scripture recognises that “Whoever can be trusted with very little can also be trusted with much” (Luke 16:10) Now. Revenue doesn’t fall from heaven. It comes from productivity, investment and value creation, all of which depend on the very resources that corruption is stealing. And even if you miraculously generate more revenue, there’s no amount of money that can save you from institutionalized corruption. We’ve seen people inherit enormous wealth and end up bankrupt because they couldn’t manage what was already in their hands. If you cannot account for what you already have, earning more simply gives you more to squander. I genuinely hope Seun challenged this, because I cannot imagine allowing someone to spew such nonsense with this level of confidence.
The internet is such an interesting place. This Tibetan Chihuahua doesn't miss an opportunity to talk down on other people's level of intelligence & string word salad - but this is genuinely a stupid person. It is so unbelievable 😂
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tomorrow, lagosians will leave their houses as early as 6am for work only to come home to no light, heatwave & spoilt foods but hey! the governor can dress 😁
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If you’re a fan of YABASI Volume 1, I can beat my chest gorilla-style and tell you one thing: YOU’RE GOING TO LOVE VOLUME 2! @DuktorSett you’re the best! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Replying to @dassahtaiwo_
oya now 🤣
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Replying to @tosinoladokunn
how does that make the statement wrong?
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Replying to @Tife_badass
wey ai don collect everybody work?🤣
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Replying to @Tife_badass
bruhh warra industry
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Replying to @tosinoladokunn
nothing wrong with that tweet tbh
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Replying to @tosinoladokunn
100%
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Modern warfare is all about drones and AI, idiots are still talking Ayeta. Omo. Just NGMI
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as AI don collect everybody’s job finish
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Replying to @_FluffyFaith_
😭😭
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every year we see talks like this, we’ve heard.
being a nigerian living in nigeria and celebrating halloween is such an interesting class marker. after all is said and done, every citizen of the world is an undocumented american, and certain citizens of the global south, by virtue of class, are more american than others.
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2025/2026 and it still bursts my head. anyway on the gle, chatgpt said i need to have 300m for it to be a wise decision so i have to keep pushing 😔
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the last car that burst my head like this was the 2019 honda accord in 2021
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