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Film & digital photography, bikes, AI & Search @adobe

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Joined April 2009
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tooApe retweeted
fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about being on a sucky boat trip with your drunk grandpa and the cook throws away all your grits and eats up all your corn
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If you pull up to me and electronically downshift your battery on me, I will take us both off the road.
Here's what the new fake gear shifting sounds and looks like in the 2027 Porsche Taycan. It's called "E-Shift". Porsche: "Drivers can switch between a total of eight simulated gears using paddles on the GT Sport steering wheel. The gear changes are modeled to feel authentic with noticeable gear shift feel, gear-specific drag torque – comparable to the engine braking behavior of a combustion-engined car – and a virtual rev limiter. At the same time, the interior and exterior sound of the Porsche Electric Sport Sound adapts to the respective driving situation depending on the load and wheel speed. The sound tuning varies across the various Taycan derivatives. The system is supplemented by a virtual rev counter and a gear indicator with shift light in the instrument cluster."
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tooApe retweeted
Adobe for creativity + Claude 🤝 Now, Claude users can power their content with more than 50 Creative Cloud tools. Simply describe the outcome you want and let the assistant orchestrate workflows behind the scenes: adobe.ly/4cTkJjF
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It's crazy how AI is really good at the stuff I don't know anything about and total dog shit at the stuff I do.
Replying to @stolinski
I'm getting to the grumpy point where I don't want it to do any css at all
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tooApe retweeted
doing anything in public is considered performative because public life is just a wasteland now, it's a content mine for online posts
This generation is so slow that reading a book is considered performative
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I feel it's very healthy to be regularly annoyed/angry at Claude. Otherwise you end up like Gary Tan.
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hahahhahahhhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhhahhashhahahahahaha
BREAKING: The Pentagon says it wants to continue talks with Anthropic after they formally refused the Department of War’s demands.
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tooApe retweeted
once a large software company makes a bad version of a product, it is very very very hard for them to ever make a genuinely good version of that product.
I predict that GitHub copilot will catch up to Claude code and capture the enterprise market.
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tooApe retweeted
I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website. You can access it in the replies. (or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)
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Replying to @Jonathan_Blow
@Jonathan_Blow regarding software bloat outpacing hardware progress: found my 18y old Pentium II 400mhz laptop and fired up MS Word 98...
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tooApe retweeted
cloud apps have locked generations of people into self-limiting beliefs about what a computer can do
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It's not perfect and I'm iterating on it but this is where we are right now. If you are skeptical of coding agents, try it on a domain you are already an expert of. Build something complex from scratch where you can be the judge of the artifacts.
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fuck all yall partisan no principle having fake ass discoursers. y'all arent themotte, yall are barely rat-descended, ur just a collection of tech bros with stupid little pfps and fake identities who got mad their work slack had a channel for talking about blm
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tooApe retweeted
this guy has been buying and returning 110lb anvils on Amazon for 8 months now
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I think crypto permanently damaged tech in weird ways. Just a huge influx of very uninteresting greedy retards, and when crypto went bust they rolled into AI, and now every AI founder I meet except for a handful seem like total dimwits. Fuck crypto, man
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I think about this image every single day I really do belive that this is my favorite meme.
what an interesting gentleman
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The elites don't want you to know this but the market is not efficient and fundamentals don't matter actually
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