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Chronic overthinker making digital for humans @agencypmg | Be nice, get outside, tell good stories, enjoy yourself

Dallas, TX
Joined July 2008
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| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| I don’t want to be here. |___________| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ" – at Dallas, TX
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Just my state senator proposing totally normal, mature things to help bring this country together.
The media's attacks on Donald Trump's mental fitness are totally baseless. To prove the point, here's a challenge to the press and the Biden White House: let's have the November election decided right now. Give Donald Trump and Joe Biden a cognitive test and make the winner the president. I'll take that bet because Trump will kick Biden's butt. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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For an industry that employs so many strategists, how so few agencies and holding companies have a solid strategy around who they are and what they provide is mind-boggling. "Make more money" is not a strategy.
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Maybe there's more to this #SoloStove marketing stunt conversation.
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Every client wants something new. And three examples of where it's worked before.
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1. Wait. 2. Do nothing. 3. Let culture do its thing without your interference. 4. Take credit internally. 5. LinkedIn post taking credit externally. 6. Conference keynote about your success. 7. Accept new role or launch consultancy. 8. Grift on.
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This is frustrating semantics - yes, most parents support wanting the best for their child, but they've also become disenfranchised with the mismanagement of public school funds. This tries to circumnavigate the current problem, but it doesn't address it at all.
The #txlege House has scheduled debate on HB 1, a school choice bill, for the first time in over a decade. @TexasGOP Chairman @MattRinaldiTX released the following statement: “Governor Abbott has been relentless in his efforts to bring school choice to Texas. After multiple attempts to address the issue have failed in the House, Governor Abbott has forced them to tackle school choice head-on. Poll after poll shows a majority of Texans, across party lines, support school choice so parents can decide the best school for their child. We join the chorus of Governor @GregAbbott_TX, @GovernorPerry, and Senator @tedcruz in asking the Texas House to stand with parents.”
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An underreported moment from last night is when Dirk ripped the headset away from John Smoltz and joined the broadcast for the final out.
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Probably time to turn this ad off 🙃
8-0. The @Phillies are relentless. #Postseason
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You can tell someone's tenure in agency land by how they manage and respond to vendor freebies. Newbie: Cool! A hat! Novice: Bring me coffee Amateur: Bring me lunch Pro: Take me to dinner Veteran: Take me to conference Hall of Famer: Take me to Cannes
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I think I liked DeSantis more when he was an actor
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Looks like the cold front is coming on the 18th...a low of 81? Sweater weather.
Any bets on when we will see our first strong fall cold front? October? January? next fall?
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Rebrands are more than mere facelifts—they're entire identity makeovers... 💄 But in the rush of transformation, are Meta and Twitter's 'X' forgetting their origin story? 🤔 🧵...
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The Threads hype fatigue is already setting in - the data points people are throwing around calling it a game changer are ridic. Brand got 1M followers in an hour? What do you think happens when you can auto-follow your IG?
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Fastest social app to 1M downloads? No shit. That's like saying it took Ford 80 years to reach 100k cars and Tesla had that many pre-orders in a day (no clue if that's right, also don't care). The adoption, infrastructure and familiarity is already there to make that happen.
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Does your senator brag about his net worth in Twitter beefs with celebs and authors or is it just ours? Embarrassing. And we all know his “sacrifice” of a pay cut was to make (failed) presidential runs because he’s a power hungry coward.
Am worth more than that (as the son of a penniless immigrant), but I gladly took a 90% pay cut to fight every day for 30 million Texans. Why does @StephenKing ignore EVERY WORD I said about the people hurt by the #BidenBorderCrisis ? Because rich Hollywood liberals simply don’t give a damn about the people their policies hurt.
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A strange, sad series of events last night on my block. One of my elderly neighbors had a sudden medical event and passed away in his front yard. Process dictates he could not be removed from his front yard until the medical examiner "released" him. 3.5 hours later.
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