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saw someone with woody and buzz hanging off the back of their car
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My dad gifted me 2500 usd last year and now he's asking for it back because according to him "he doesn't want a single cent of his money going to me" just because im gay. haha. anyway, what's the fastest way i can make 2500 usd guys.
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If I’m fucking you please don’t use the term “cock” like baby this is my peepee
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My 8 year old excitedly asked me for ice cream truck money. I sat him down and asked him, why did God choose to punish me for giving birth to you? Why do you insist on putting me through so much pain? What did I do to deserve your burden? Hopefully he learned his lesson.
f1 fans might finally be forced to watch a race 😭
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If it were really gay Halloween you'd be wearing exactly the same outfit, you just wanted to outfit mog that guy
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My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.





































