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🏎️ animal science major, 44 16 fan as job 🔞 I am Dr. Robby’s bitch stupid wife

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Joined March 2021
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☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
saw someone with woody and buzz hanging off the back of their car
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My dad gifted me 2500 usd last year and now he's asking for it back because according to him "he doesn't want a single cent of his money going to me" just because im gay. haha. anyway, what's the fastest way i can make 2500 usd guys.
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THIS IS FCKING KILLDIDNFJFJFJTJ
Oomf randomly sent a pic of himself and i laughed thinking it was a reaction pic
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unless it’s me bc it’s ok
I just feel like you shouldn’t be in a relationship knowing you snore
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at my bfs place sick as a dog snoring in his ear and he gonna LIKE IT
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ok fine i’ll admit it,,, i understand footjobd
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If I’m fucking you please don’t use the term “cock” like baby this is my peepee
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Girl just put your phone away?
throwback to the time i kinda told my friends to not interact with me because i was eating a seafood boil someone bought me and didn't want to be interrupted with any negativity
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i can be your angle🪽
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My 8 year old excitedly asked me for ice cream truck money. I sat him down and asked him, why did God choose to punish me for giving birth to you? Why do you insist on putting me through so much pain? What did I do to deserve your burden? Hopefully he learned his lesson.
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☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
f1 fans might finally be forced to watch a race 😭
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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this is the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen
Replying to @VOMB0T
You run an 18+ Looney Tunes server.
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This famously stops after college
I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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there are actual agents of satan out there
At a con, I was given a sticker by a babyfur. At first I was grossed out, but then I realized I could put it on a random person's car.
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If it were really gay Halloween you'd be wearing exactly the same outfit, you just wanted to outfit mog that guy
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My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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Ain’t got no change sorry brotha
we're here to support you during this difficult time
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got no change sorry brotha
Noah Wyle for People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026. 📸: Jeff Lipsky
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Reminds me of this 😭😭
First time a nigga smack you do be unbelievable tho like wait it’s me your gf
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