@willab86
Joined April 2012
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You stupid fucking idiots.
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What’s a job where you can make a lot of money being a complete piece of shit?
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Who needs drugs when you can just stand up too fast
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I don’t have time to think about dating because I’m thinking about crab Rangoon.
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@Smittyverse_Oct 21
Never forget the Eagles and Phillies were sacrificed for this. Let’s have a damn season. #throwtheballup
Philadelphia 76ers
@sixersOct 21
BUSINESS HANDLED.
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I think in run-on sentences. Does anyone know what I mean?
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@itsnwtsOct 20
If a woman is stealing diapers, i am not interested in getting her arrested. i'm interested in whether she needs formula too. wtf is wrong with you.
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All I do is pay bills and get my period. What the fuck.
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T w I t t e r@darthramiousOct 18
Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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W.E.B. DaBoi
@Tyre_94Oct 19
The Philadelphia Eagles didn’t even care about Jalen Hurts, and you think your job cares about you? Lmao
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Please stop calling my restaurant outside of business hours and asking me dumb fucking questions like: “Will it be quiet 1 week before thanksgiving?” I went to public school, not fucking hogwarts.
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I’m a Philly sports fan. There is nothing you can do that will hurt me.
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Just scared that if I have to keep going to work, I’ll kms.
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meredith
@noyeahobviouslyOct 12
“Women dress like whores at the gym these days!” Meanwhile this is what your mama was wearing to step aerobics in 1989
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Sometimes I feel like if I have to do one more dish, I will literally die.
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PLEASE TELL ME IF THE BODYSUIT IS A THONG OR NOT. I’VE GOT A FUCKING DUMP TRUCK, BABY. I NEED TO KNOW.
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I’m not the kind of woman that is going to let my heart rate stop me from washing down my prescription meth with 4 shots of espresso.
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Woke up at 7am. Exercised. Stretched. Meditated. And let me tell you something I feel like garbage. Stop listening to mother fuckers on instagram. Sleep in, you dumb bitch.
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your other mom
@difficultpattyOct 2
Humans beings weren't meant to endure this much two factor authentication.
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Breakfast: DayQuil and one stolen bacon off of a speed rack. Lunch: Concerta and rotisserie chicken that I ate with my hands. Dinner: patio joint & a Diet Coke Finally got the sad that makes you skinny.
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Hobbies? Laundry, work, pay bills.
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