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Willie no Beamen

@willuminati_

Do things in life for the plot

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Joined April 2009
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Digital panhandling as an adult should be shamed behavior
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Got scammed along the way Jesus Christo. But man that gambling bug is something serious.
Isaac (@roundrobin42) profile pictureIsaac
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Insane story, incredible reporting by @NickBerardini
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They saw James Gunn talking bout some gorilla grodd show and said “yeah that’s enough of that”
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The ppl that act like they dropping some supreme knowledge about the democrats being the party of slavery be feeling so accomplished…. Just on FB loud and dumb as hell
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A Shannon Thornton type honeypot would’ve got me up outta here
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Every game mattered fam. Seeing a team hopes crushed because they lost 1 game and their ‘chip dreams are crushed >>>
Cartier Chilly (@OGChilly87) profile pictureCartier Chilly@OGChilly873h
BRING BACK THE BCS
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in that case… 100% shifting my blame to fox lol
year 24 (@johnrivers131) profile pictureyear 24@johnrivers1313h
Blaming espn when it was Fox idea
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Exactly a 24-team playoff is just stupid
President Little (@LOLatMYproblems) profile picturePresident Little@LOLatMYproblems4h
Yep the current format was fine even doing 8.
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ESPN just ruining everything lol
Fade 🫩 (@fadecorner) profile pictureFade 🫩@fadecorner4h
Conference Championships are being axed because they want a 24 team bracket where a 4 loss team has a chance to win the natty. ESPN is so nasty for this and they’re going to HELL
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2nd… no disrespect but yeah your mom is definitely a mega weirdo too
icy (@icybbyyy) profile pictureicy@icybbyyy22h
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I’m 16/17 at the time so I immediately registered him as a weirdo and I go tell my mom. you know this bitch CONTINUED to talk to him? completely ignoring the fact that he’s a pedofile?
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uh… 1st
icy (@icybbyyy) profile pictureicy@icybbyyy22h
I’ll never forget when we had a new neighbor move upstairs and he approached my mother telling me he was a mentor for kids…so my mom sends me and my brother upstairs to “talk to him”, the man distracts my brother with his puppies while he asks me what my bra size was 🥴🥴🥴🥴
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I liked conference title games lol. If a 9-3 team beat a 11-1 team for the auto bid oh well… 11-1 team should’ve been better
Protected Species Wit Attitude (@DeeELJay_81) profile pictureProtected Species Wit Attitude@DeeELJay_814h
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At least they're getting rid of the conference title game.
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I appreciate phantom blade zero not making you restart boss fights from the 1st phase lol. Much more peaceful for my mental state
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McKenzie Scott + jimbo fisher are pioneers
Fif Inning (@awwhalenawl) profile pictureFif Inning@awwhalenawl4h
Being a tech billionaire cheated on wife the only job better than failed P1 football coach
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“Evil” is considered to be inevitable so it never gets the blame for doing evil things, “good” gets blamed more because it didn’t stop evil
Vitalis😈 (@stefanodotsui) profile pictureVitalis😈
@stefanodotsuiNov 5
Trevor Noah argues the Avengers are actually the bad guys “The Avengers is the perfect allegory for the Democrats in America.” “They like to fight against the bad guy, but they do not like to do anything to prevent bad guyness from happening again.” “They’re not willing to sacrifice anything to prevent it from happening.” “At least Thanos had a vision… He was willing to sacrifice something.”
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I’d rather have the BCS then a 24 team playoff if given an ultimatum between the two
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Ruining the precious game
On3 (@On3) profile pictureOn3
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BREAKING: The College Football Playoff and ESPN have agreed on a five-year deal that will expand the field to 24 teams in 2027, @CFBHeather reports. on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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“Threw out some deli meat” I know tom Brady has a burner TikTok haha
MLFootball (@MLFootball) profile pictureMLFootball
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HEARTWARMING: Tom Brady had a special moment with #Packers DB Evan Williams, whose mother used to babysit Brady when he was a kid. Brady joked that he wanted to find out if he was a good kid and offered to autograph a football with Williams for his mom 🥹
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“I can’t root for Asta because he made a contract with a devil”
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@ShowCaseShabazzNov 8
SARAH STRONG TODAY 🔥 39 PTS 10 REB 3 AST 2 BLK 5/10 3PT 14/26 FG
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@FreeGjrNov 7
LMFAOOO. He was terrifying
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@kiaraimanii_esqNov 7
No bc I really used to be so scared of Terrance Howard in Big Momma’s House
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