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I like Halloween zak.blue/notes/halloween
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Ugh, Abdul really is so Common isn’t he. teapawt.org/samueljrob/status/2117…
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El-Sayed and his wife react to Common’s timely freestyle
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Twitter has been showing me replies in the Following feed to people I don’t follow. I like to fuck around with randos from time to time but I would never subject any of you to that. Hoping I can hold space for that here without being annoying.
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At this point, what could he do with all the money? Are there ads left to buy? teapawt.org/adamwren/status/211702…
Exclusive: Abdul El-Sayed’s campaign says it has raised $1.2 million in the four hours and counting after former primary rival Rep. Haley Stevens backed Republican Mike Rogersin the final messy days of the Michigan Senate race. That marks his second-best fundraising day since winning the nomination in August. politico.com/storyline/live/…
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A true contrarian goes with the consensus take sometimes, lest we damage the reputation of our contrarianism by making it seem reflexive. This is where Michael Tracey went wrong.
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Stevens breaks with El-Sayed
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Did anyone think AIPAC poured $30 million into Haley Stevens to stop El-Sayed, and then just decided to accept defeat and sadly walk away when Michigan voters chose El-Sayed despite that AIPAC cash? You'll see soon what the reward is for Haley Stevens and her creepy fiancé.
Republican Senate nominee Mike Rogers appearing with Democrat U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens at Perfecting Church in Detroit
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Having the marathon be tomorrow gives away the game: if you choose that over a Halloween party you’re a boring loser.
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I am coming around to the idea that waking up early on a weekend to do a wholesome group physical activity is good, but I’m not ready to give up key party dates for it. #middleage
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Taking a look deep within my account to figure out the kind of account I want to be
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We should make kids memorize all the important tweets in history. They don’t need dates or country names, offload that to AI.
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Ruthkanda forever, you did a racism multiplicity of offenses… teapawt.org/omgnicewords/status/21…
genuinely, what is the worst tweet of all time?
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We’re going to start seeing the Fox Newsificafion of “centrists.” People who once made sense start living in their own universe that’s completely impenetrable to the rest of us. You won’t understand what they’re on about at Thanksgiving. teapawt.org/tracewoodgrains/status…
One of my least favorite traits in liberals is the tendency to assign to bigotry claims made against members of minority populations that, when made against non-minorities, would be obviously in-bounds. This has happened twice to me recently, re: Abdul el-Sayed and Ilhan Omar. Abdul el-Sayed's birth mother was a Muslim Brotherhood activist. His half-sister posted publicly about being ardent supporter. He denied the existence of family ties rather than addressing them when asked. He signed a petition in support of the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt. The question of his support for the Muslim Brotherhood is not because he is Muslim; the story has legs because he has close family ties and lied about them. Ilhan Omar married one man in a religious ceremony, then married another civilly, claimed to separate after two years, then divorced after and remarried her first husband civilly. During her marriage to her second husband, she filed taxes jointly with her first. The circumstances of her second marriage are very obviously suspicious. People have investigated whether he was her brother and whether the marriage was for immigration reasons. The core of the allegation is not incest, but immigration fraud, and it has legs specifically because the circumstances look very very weird. I absolutely and categorically refuse to turn my brain off when I see things I would flag as weird in any other context simply because the context is that Republicans are using those things in partisan ways against Democratic politicians from minority backgrounds. That leads to a toxic dynamic, a sort of incuriosity-of-low-expectations, where the only anomalies people are "allowed" to take seriously are ones that do not possibly implicate identity traits. No. It is reasonable to ask Abdul el-Sayed about the Muslim Brotherhood; it is reasonable to scrutinize Ilhan Omar's second marriage. I will hold this line and I will not apologize for it or hedge when people choose to selectively see scrutiny as bigotry.
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Lock her up. I’d go back to Farmington and knock on doors to get rid of her next round. teapawt.org/adamwren/status/211633…
Scoop: El-Sayed’s campaign is asking Stevens to stay away from all future campaign events in the closing days of the race, two people familiar with the decision told POLITICO, W/ @lisakashinsky & @jsscppr politico.com/news/2026/10/30…
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It turns out it actually is possible to know what the truth is if you simply engage with the evidence. The raw material is the part I liked, but the “what’s really true” narrative was forced. teapawt.org/Marc_Fagel/status/2116…
Just saw the Elizabeth Holmes movie. It's a deeply inventive film & fascinating character study. But I represented clients in the Theranos investigation, and in case anyone got sucked in by the deliberate cinematic ambiguity: she was responsible for a massive fraud. Hard stop.
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TLDR: phishing is always the biggest security threat and it’ll continue to be so, despite recent high-profile exploits. teapawt.org/RhoRider/status/211598…
Most people still haven't let reality sink in. The "future of cyber attacks" isn't some kid in his basement running ChatGPT scripts hoping to find a lucky opening…. No the future is North Korean operatives getting hired onto a major tech company's SysOps team and working there for months behind hyper-realistic AI avatars and cloned voices…backed by multimillion-dollar server farms running fully abliterated models trained for the sole purpose of breaking defenses. Or it's an attacker sitting at root level inside the IoT security camera on your office wall watching your screen Or it's a single email with hidden instructions that your company's own AI assistant reads before quietly sending your internal files out the door without a single click Or it's a video call where your CFO and three coworkers tell you to wire $25M…except none of them are real. Or it's your CEO's cloned voice calling the IT help desk at 6am, asking to reset his login because he's "locked out before a board meeting." Or it's an AI that studied years of your team's Slack messages and now writes phishing emails that sound exactly like your boss sent to every employee at once. It's a different game…and most companies are still defending against the kid in the basement
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