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London, England
Joined October 2020
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Tom Zackhery retweeted
Guys tweet stuff like this then go to bed with their right hand Strange creatures
Ballon d‘or, Shmallon d’or At the end of the day, Kane is going home tonight and getting in to bed with this tub of lard
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If you have a spare 5 minutes… Glorious
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finally…satire is back.
Being middle class in 2026
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To celebrate tonight, we will be giving away £50 to one person who likes & retweets the tweet below 🤝
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Got your laptop out at the airport bar have you? Sending a little email or two eh? I bet you must be very important back home. Colour me impressed buddy
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Started brushing my teeth with my left hand to activate new neural pathways
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was $7 in 2021 btw
Disney is raising the price of Disney+ again. The monthly option without ads will rise by $2.50 to $21.49 per month. (Source: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…)
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Paloma Faith putting her kids to bed
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I'm 27 years old. I'm considering going back to college to finish my plumbing levels. I already have Level 1 under my belt and need to complete Levels 2 and 3. Total cost for both levels will be around £4,000–£6,000 for me as a British citizen wanting to better their life and go back into a trade. Now check who gets some courses for free.
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This banter era they’re going thru might end up being worse than ours 😭😭😭😭
You man my head is GONEEEEE
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bus driver started driving before i sat down
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Told the barber to give me the usual and he asked who am i
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The" concerned local" woman's peaking to the BBC in Piddington is actually an open borders free free palestine activist. Imagine my shock.
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I didn't buy Oasis tickets in their heyday. I didn't buy Oasis comeback tickets. Guess what? I have zero intention of investing time and money into buying tickets to see a second rate band!
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Szoboszlai in games that don't count for my FPL team
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Yo hace 3 meses: no pienso comprarme el fc27, es hora de decir adiós. yo el viernes cuando le haga un gol en el minuto 90 a un chico con el id que termina en “2016xX”:
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Never in all the years of the Pro palastine protests did they come out and say anything like this about the far left with their faces covered. Not even after they trampled all over our war memorials or celebrated October the 7th. You know why? The police, the Government, have sympathy with some protesters and not others. They see us, the white working class as the enemy. This is Southport all over again, nothings changed and thats me saying it, ex job. #TwoTierPolice #TwoTierJustice #Portsmouth
BREAKING: Hampshire Police have said they will now use powers to arrest anyone wearing a face covering at an anti-migrant protest in Portsmouth this weekend
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My mate back in England married his first ever girlfriend. They met at school. Never left our hometown. He still works at British Gas, the same company he joined at 21. Heads down the pub every Friday. They've got two kids, a garden, a dog. She still looks at him like he's the only man in the room. He's never read Atomic Habits. Never "worked on himself." Never bothered to optimize his supplement stack. I moved to four countries, built a business, reinvented my entire life. I wouldn't change any of it. But when he sends a photo of his family eating Sunday roast together, I think maybe we're all overcomplicating this.
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Tom Zackhery retweeted
🗞️USA Today Front Page for September 11, 2001
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Olise seeing autistic shouts when he was going for ‘Mr Nonchalant 😂😎’
Replying to @KalshiFC
He's def neuro divergent (and I say that positively) interviewers should know who they're interviewing first...do you think he's going to turn into Socrates for you lmao
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