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Joined August 2009
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BREAKING: Anthropic is now expected to receive a "high junk" rating from major credit rating agencies after its IPO, which could come as soon as November, per FT. Details include: 1. Blackstone has told investors that Anthropic likely will not receive an investment-grade rating immediately after its IPO 2. Blackstone is working with banks that stumped up financing on selling the debt on to other investors 3. An investment-grade rating is "central" to Anthropic's ability to continue its AI buildout 4. The company says it expects to spend over $800 billion on computing infrastructure between now and 2045 Debt markets are increasingly in the spotlight as AI funding becomes less abundant.
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For any non Harry Potter fans out there, he basically just called Tatum a bitch LMAOOO
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Just deployed $100 into the S&P 500 to stop the bleeding.
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Tide is turning in the comments
Wetherspoons are a fucking DISGRACE!!
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Its funny that if you use Microsoft Edge to search for "Chrome" it begs for its life
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Gosh how can I run this p please? Someone should catch me on a day when TFL has cancelled my train after a long day let me shed tears
The internet has raised $250,000 for the Red Baron employee who was harassed by an Instagram prankster Walter E. Zerod has been added to the GoFundMe as the beneficiary and will receive the money
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The movies would have you believe there's some high-level IDS system that would have detected this within 2 seconds of this happening
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Honeytrap has to be the most effective scheme of all time. I would love to see the success rate
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Every once in a while we get a chosen one to combat evil. Charisma aside his resume is undeniable as well
El-Sayed: What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. JV has zero charisma. They taught him that at Ohio state. When your school mascot is like a nut, what do you expect?
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Reddit's earnings call has exposed the new reality for thousands of companies. "AI mode does not drive traffic. Not for us and not to anybody as far as I know. It used to be a traffic driver. Now it's not." - Reddit CEO. The reality is that AI is fundamentally changing the way that humans access the internet. Just 24 hours prior to this statement, Google's stock erased -$480 billion on the same issue: AI is disrupting the traditional search model. For decades, the internet operated on a simple model. Search engines directed users to websites, and those websites monetized the traffic. AI is destroying this business model, and it's happening at an accelerating pace. The traditional model of internet traffic is rapidly becoming outdated. The internet has entered a new era.
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Had no choice but to become the goat
Before LeBron James played an NBA minute, Nike staged his debut. Filmed on Sacramento’s court, “Pressure” showed him freezing as the arena fell silent. It aired during his real debut 23 years ago today.
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Our October 15th analysis is aging perfectly. The Magnificent 7 has lost -$4 trillion, 60%+ of S&P 500 components are in bear market territory, and tech is selling off on earnings. Meanwhile, the S&P 500 is ~2.5% away from a record high. The "stealth" bear market continues.
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Stocks are doing -27% in a day? Blue chips? Saw the chart and thought it was Intel Inu 💀
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Someone check on Ian Mckellen
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JUST IN: Amazon $AMZN crashes 11% after reporting $201.9 billion in revenue for Q3 2026, missing expectations.
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SAASpocolypse part 2
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Wow. RIP to the 🐐 for real
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I was going to ask this but it seems like there’s an obvious answer. Don’t know what it is sha 💀
Why do the biggest law firms only do $2bn in revenue
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man they was gon kill his ass LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Malik Beasley will enter a guilty plea for GAMBLING on Dec. 9 Here he is going coast-to-coast with 5 seconds left like his LIFE DEPENDED ON IT just to cut the lead from 9 to 7. 😭 The spread was +8.5
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Get them in a live debate somehow
Trump on El-Sayed: "I call him Muhammed. He goes by Abdul. Abdul Ramadan ... we can't have these people in the United States. With the guy up in Michigan, we're gonna have to do the metal detector test before he's allowed to sit every day."
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