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90% hair, 10% coffee. She/her. My whole life is a bit.

Colorado, USA
Joined March 2009
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Carolyn Wilke retweeted
yes it's called the professional women's hockey league
have they invented heated rivalry but theyre both girls yet?
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Carolyn Wilke retweeted
Mr. 1,200 catches up with Mr. 1,000 💚 #TexasHockey
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Carolyn Wilke retweeted
this is how conservatives sound when they say this
We can disagree and still be friends. This is something forgotten in today’s world.
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Carolyn Wilke retweeted
I ran into one of the Buffalo Sabres in the elevator at the Prague hotel. They were in town to play the New Jersey Devils. He invited me to the game but I was performing that night.
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Carolyn Wilke retweeted
Guess I understand why he didn't ask for a booth.
I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.
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I SAID IT FOR HER. Lmfaooo
Replying to @ScottieBeam
Did you see her have to pull back from going fully in on him lmao
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The PWHL has unveiled the much-anticipated names and logos for its original six franchises: Boston Fleet Minnesota Frost Montréal Victoire New York Sirens Ottawa Charge Toronto Sceptres nytimes.com/athletic/5750721…
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Columbus Blue Jackets statement on the passing of Johnny Gaudreau and his brother, Matthew.
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Fund the god damn library
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Samson Puts Down the Pillars, by James Tissot, 1896-1902, 📸 via @JamesonCoop
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Carolyn Wilke retweeted
The Utah NHL franchise was asking draft prospects this week at the combine for their Uber passenger rating. I've heard some weird ones over the years, but this one is just puzzling.
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Here's how Florida's first goal was called on the 'NHL in ASL' broadcast (Jason Altmann and Noah Blankenship):
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Carolyn Wilke retweeted
Stars lose, 3-1. Down 3-2 in series.
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Stars do Carolyn a favor challenge.
Okay u guess I'm here for the first unless the stars go up 6-0 and I can go to bed at 8pm like my body desires
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Carolyn Wilke retweeted
Leave it to Wyatt Johnston to hit Joe Pavelski's truck with a puck. 😅 @armdog sat down with Wyatt Johnston and Joe Pavelski of the @DallasStars to chat about Wyatt becoming part of the Pavelski family over the last 2 seasons. Full Feature: sportsnet.ca/nhl/video/how-t…
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Carolyn Wilke retweeted
i love everyone but we need to find who is selling clothes to athletes and arrest them
Get fired up!
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trouba being on this is the funniest thing i ever seen
I will NEVER do business in New York City again!
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[trump voice] They’re calling it prison abolition, folks, complex—prison industrial complex, they’re calling it. Very disgusting, very sad [crowd boos] I’m the first person to say, perhaps that none of us are free until all of us are free, and you’ll be hearing it more and more
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