Master Keyboardist

Charlotte, NC
Joined February 2009
Corey Keithhausen retweeted
Miami stomps Pitt 52-23 behind Heisman caliber performances from both Darian Mensah and Malachi Toney. 🔥 #1 looked like #1 today 🟧🟩
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Corey Keithhausen retweeted
Getting your ass beat & can’t do shit about it so it’s crowd jokes 😂😂
lol CFB. Number one team in the country and look at all the EMPTY SEATS It’s DYING.
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Corey Keithhausen retweeted
It's legitimately hysterical that UF and FSU had a bye week and all their fans had to sit at home and watch Miami put up 50+ on Pitt... Hahahahhahahhahaaha
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Corey Keithhausen retweeted
This Forbes investigation is a must-read. Donald Trump pulled in roughly $1.4 billion from crypto in 2025, plus more than $200 million from real estate, and faced a projected tax bill north of $500 million. So his company donated the "development rights" to his Jupiter, Florida golf course to a land trust, argued the course was a natural habitat worth protecting, and kept right on running the club. Forbes estimates the write-off could land around $825 million. He has done this at least five times since 2005. New York's attorney general alleged two of those appraisals were inflated. In Doral, he claimed a deduction of up to $323 million, more than double what he paid for the entire resort. A month after the Jupiter deal, he sued the IRS. The settlement his own Justice Department signed bars claims against him over matters that "could be pending," language that appears broad enough to cover this year's taxes. A federal judge found the case was brought to manipulate the judicial process. And the man now running the IRS, who took the job as this deal was being assembled, has a home backing onto those same Jupiter fairways. This is absolutely ridiculous. Nobody should be able to use the presidency to write his own tax bill. forbes.com/sites/danalexande…
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In 2020, Church of Eleven22 (@thecoe22) received a $1.73M pandemic loan that was later forgiven. That same year, the Florida megachurch spent $12.75M on a waterfront retreat property, where Pastor Joby Martin & his family reportedly vacationed. Now, a new documentary is raising questions about the church's finances, including plans for a single-family waterfront home on the property with 9 bedrooms. roysreport.com/new-film-ques…
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Did he tell Seinfeld?
Jason Alexander says he feared visiting Palestine as a Jew until 10 Palestinians protected him during an Israeli army raid in Ramallah “How much of a risk would I be taking as an American Jew walking into Palestinian cities? And Mohammed said, ‘The greatest dishonor that could happen to a religious Muslim is to allow harm to come to an invited guest’” “And he said, ‘Jason, if they had to, they’ll take a bullet for you.’ And what was so interesting about that trip is, we were having lunch in Ramallah with a bunch of actors and artists at a sort of outdoor restaurant” “And the Israeli army was conducting a raid on a bank that they thought had terrorist ties a couple blocks away. And they must have, to announce themselves, just shot into the air. And I remember 10 of those guys at the table surrounding me. And I went, ‘Oh my God, he wasn’t kidding. They’re not going to let me get hurt’”
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Corey Keithhausen retweeted
The #1 and #2 teams in College Football are in the ACC and Big 12.
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Miami is the #1 team in the country. Argue with yourself the rest of yall ain’t really like that fr fr Remember we ain’t been 100% all year on defense and still smacking people Yall better pray we stay hurt becasue if we get healthy we will run this whole show
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Just so we’re all on the same page: Matt is a liar Matt stole $500,000 Matt harasses waitresses Matt isn’t a nuclear scientist Matt bought his Wikipedia page & pays for the upkeep Matt made up a racist lie about Charlotte crime statistics Matt used his sons broken arm for a social media post that got him suspended for 12 hours Matt took relief supplies meant for those in need and never gave them out He is the most insane scammer ever inflicted on the American people.
Just so we are all on the same page: Illegals are voting. Illegals are getting free food. Illegals are getting free childcare. Illegals are getting free education. Illegals are getting free tax credits. Illegals are getting free healthcare. Illegals are getting free housing assistance. Illegals are getting free legal representation. Illegals are getting free mental health services. Illegals are getting free college tuition in over a dozen states. It is the most insane scam ever perpetrated on the American people.
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Corey Keithhausen retweeted
Other than the regular season games becoming meaningless, a majority of FBS still not having meaningful playoff access, conference championship games getting axed, bowls losing relevance, and increased player injury risk, the expansion to 24 teams could be a good thing.
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So, if y’all want to know WHY this absolutely made up bullshit about @jamestalarico was created this past Thursday, it was because of this story about @KenPaxtonTX in the @wsj which was running today. Ken Paxton was in Dubai with fugitives. This is why liars like @nicksortor @spencerpratt & other right wing influencers and yes even Elmo himself were enlisted to help.
As Trump weighed endorsing Ken Paxton, he was told that damaging revelations were likely to surface, people familiar with the conversations say. Now, the decision to endorse the Texas attorney general looks like Trump’s biggest gamble of the midterms. on.wsj.com/4yh77Hk
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Corey Keithhausen retweeted
City beating all our would-be title rivals all season, then getting a 100 pt deduction in April, is gonna be fucking hilarious
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This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed. This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities. Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery. Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children. Abolish ICE.
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Corey Keithhausen retweeted
Forward together. Mikel Arteta is here to stay ❤️
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Corey Keithhausen retweeted
Clemson hasn't loss by 20 or more points in death valley in 16 years. Statement win big win 🧡💚🧡💚🙌
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Corey Keithhausen retweeted
BTW there is a “climate change” movie in release that Is NOT about climate change but the manipulation of narratives - and yes it is released by WB (possiblybthe very last movie WB as such will ever release) and has been deemed “excesive, overbaring” so- see it in a theatre…
I was a kid- And I remember this film- released by WB was “excessive, overbearing” etc and, in my country, Mexico- we were told that the Church explicitly considered it blasphemy. And here we are… I LOVE it more than ever- because it is NOT about possession but what the political narrative does with it. Glad WB takes risks- even now…
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Corey Keithhausen retweeted
If Pitt and Virginia Tech were in the SEC or B1G, this would be a Top 20 matchup.
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Corey Keithhausen retweeted
Earned it. ❤️
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We had already requested comment from 14 sports figures who got paid to speak at/promote Life Surge (on account of allegations like the ones below). We've already exchanged messages with several of these people's reps. None of them has provided any kind of statement.
We spoke to Life Surge participants who reported being encouraged at the “Impact Classes” to cash out their 401K, or even take out lines of credit on their home, to pay for its financial training programs. "At the end of the day, they're there to sell you on an idea that going into debt is okay as long as it's 'kingdom-driven.'"
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