voracious Old Testament reader, wanna-be romantic poet, hopefully an advocate for the people who actually need it
hidden in christ
Joined April 2020
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When being just and honest comes at a price, pay it. When forgiving seems like a defeat, forgive. When everyone tells you to think of yourselves first, do not be afraid to put yourselves in the last place. Be willing to give up time, money, comfort and plans to serve others. May those who see you find themselves asking: “Why do they live in this way? Where do they get this freedom? Why do they love one another so much?” #ApostolicJourney #Uruguay
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wake up in the morning feeling like i'm JC
grab my shroud I'm out the cave I'm gonna hit the city
Before I leave, grab my gang for breakfast so we can unpack (the lore)
'cause when I ascend to heaven I ain't coming back (not for 2000 years more)
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Liberal (politically, not theologically) puritan named Wouldst-Be-Damned-Had-Christ-Not-Voted-For-Thee Smith
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Generally if I tweet scripture it’s meant to be a personal reminder and not to make any specific political argument unless explicitly stated.
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I have built a spreadsheet. It has 847 rows. Each row is a community bank in the United States with a market cap below $200 million, a price-to-tangible-book ratio under 0.85, a non-performing loan ratio below 0.4%, and a CEO who has been in the role for at least twelve years. I update it every Sunday from 6 AM to 11 AM while my family attends church without me. I have visited the headquarters of nineteen of these banks in person. I have eaten a complimentary lobby cookie at each one. The cookies are how you can tell. A bank with a good cookie is a bank that respects its depositors. A bank with a stale cookie is a bank that will be acquired within 36 months at a 40% premium. I am never wrong about the cookies. The cookies have never lied to me. The cookies are the only thing left that tells the truth.
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I never heard a less Texan thing to say. “So refreshing to drive around Hill Country and Austin and watch developers compete like maniacs”
[ Texas laughs in the face of NIMBY SOCIALISTS! ]
It’s so refreshing to drive around Hill Country and Austin and watch developers compete like maniacs to build market-rate housing, from apartments to townhomes to luxury condos.
Rents have gone down for 3-4 years
inventory has surged
it’s wild and inspiring to watch!
Founders: Move your 50-250 person company to Austin and you will give your team a 35% raise — and a much better quality of life
