Seeking undiscovered future high ROIC companies. Stock discussion is not investment advice.

Las Vegas / Boston / Amsterdam
Joined June 2012
Truer words were probably never written.
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Enjoyed AndyFest Vienna 2026 @evfcfaddict so much that I’ve temporarily modified my X address until the conference glow up fades. I’m no longer Jason … I’m EuroTrack180.
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Jason Hirschman retweeted
“The WIFI password is on the back of the router” The back of the router:
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Putting aside correlation - causation issues, perhaps we should see unmarried, sexless Koreans margin-maxxing KODEX Leverage ETF as a nationwide cry for Saturday night Netflix, Thrill & Chill. [50% Koreans never married in their 30s now vs. 13% in 2000; TFR now +/- 0.80.]
Düzenli bir ilişkide cinsel ilişki sıklığını ayda birden haftada bire çıkarmanın kişinin mutluluk seviyesine yaptığı katkı, maaşına yılda yaklaşık 50.000 dolar zam yapılmasıyla elde edilecek mutluluk artışına eşdeğerdir.
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Jason Hirschman retweeted
Me feeling really hungry right now...
For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie.
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Party like it’s 1776. 🇺🇸🎉🇺🇸
This is Orbi's party outfit 🇺🇸
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Miami: When Malcolm Gladwell wanted to learn about health care fraud, he came here. He labels us the Medicare Fraud Capital of America! Las Vegas: Park my Ferrari. Wound care fraud, of course.
A Las Vegas nurse practitioner bought a $594,000 Ferrari and a $4.6 million beach resort in the Philippines while allegedly running a $906 million fraud scheme that targeted elderly hospice patients for unneeded procedures. Marizel Yukee has been indicted in the biggest health care fraud takedown in US history. Feds seized 8 cars, $467K cash, and several Nevada properties — including a house on (no joke) Money Street in Pahrump.
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Finally, a Millennial tells a helicopter parenting story a Gen Xer can wholeheartedly endorse.
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Friday 4:05pm 8-K.
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Embrace the Jason, embrace the shenanigans.
Overheard a couple quietly bickering in Target. The woman goes, “Jason, I don’t have time for your shenanigans right now,” and I glanced over to see that Jason was wearing a T-shirt that said “they hate to see a silly goose winning” 🪿
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Don't be the Cotton Candy Fries guy. Not at the stadium and not at the Venture Exchange.
Cotton candy fries topped with blue mayonnaise and cotton candy at Toronto Bluejays @BlueJays 🇨🇦 $12.49 (£6.76) ⚾️
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Will check in a year to see if $AVN.V Avanti Helium truly are Venture Exchange cotton candy fries.
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"Mijnheer, thank you for this commission. Shall I paint the Temptation of Christ? A portrait of the mathematician Christiaan Huygens? Or perhaps a bucolic pastoral scene for your collection?" "No, no, no, Teniers. A smoking monkey. With a funny red hat, something frenchy."
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"We do not need your American counsel on marketing. Antwerp, jewel of the Low Countries, has thrived as a nexus of commerce and culture for centuries before your upstart republic even stirred from its colonial cradle." "Well, let's agree to disagree."
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I bet Swedish squirrels have migrated to nicotine pouches.
Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food trib.al/IvZIB0D
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$NREST Nordrest Q4/25 very strong due in part to substantial organic growth in Defense (includes MRE) and Orifo (MRE ingredients) acquisition. What's great about Nordrest is that unusual combo of low-ish margins + modest working capital generates excellent economics.
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I pitched Nordrest at @evfcfaddict's September 2024 Woodstock online pitch session (see below). Fortunately, additional research allowed me to downgrade my MRE segment concerns.
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Nordrest $NREST is still fairly illiquid (<20,000 shares trading daily at now SEK 300/share.) Dividend in 2026 (based on 2025 results) increasing to SEK 8.50/share from SEK 5. Add in SEK/USD strength ... I'll take it!
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