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"What are talking about? We don't have a burger of the..."
Super fucked up burger I saw on Google maps today
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“that’s what podcasts are for” i do this thing called active listening where i pay attention to what i’m listening to. it seems like h3 could have literally been replaced by the sound of an air conditioning unit (if the air conditioning unit was racist)
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Commander Sheinbaum, The great Reunionfier
Amigos compatriotas. Texas ya no tiene misiles Patriots para defenderse
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Where @MaiForUs shops vs. where Doris Matsui shops. (Matsui has made $48 million on stock trading while in office)
DONATE TO MAI VANG
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🔴The North of Ireland in the 90s ⚫️The West Bank now Colonial oppression looks the same the world over. FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 FREE THE 6 COUNTIES 🇮🇪
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Se você costuma compartilhar links do X antigo Twitter deve ter reparado em uma novidade. Recentemente a plataforma passou a embutir um código de rastreamento nos links copiados que serve basicamente para identificar quem gerou o link e o momento exato da cópia. Para quem preza pela privacidade a solução é simples basta apagar tudo o que aparece no link após a "?". Vale o destaque para o parâmetro "s" que revela qual dispositivo você usa. O código de final 19 indica Android, o 20 aponta para iPhone e o 46 indica navegadores de computador. Pode deletar essa sequência inteira sem medo. O link original continuará funcionando perfeitamente e você navega com muito mais privacidade.
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they did it in brazil, they'll do it here too
Hey @Meta 👋We are currently hosting a get-out-the-vote rally in Osceola County, home to a large Puerto Rican community, and our #LatinosConAngie @instagram page was suddenly taken down while we were actively posting content from the event. This page is a critical communication tool for reaching Latino voters and mobilizing our community. With just seven days until Election Day, every minute matters. We are calling on Meta to immediately restore the page and provide an explanation for its removal. Voters deserve access to critical election information, especially in these final days. @andymstone
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contradictions under capitalism are heightening, parasitic capital in the imperial core refuses to make even the smallest concessions to the working class w modest social democracy. abdul isn’t even a socialist, and yet the media still considers his populist demands a bridge too far. we must continue to organize. soon big tech & the remaining us business tyrants will have a big decision to make; will they continue the democratic experiment, or will they see fascism as the only stable path for continued extraction. to the third world our impact has been violent and destabilizing, but now, imperialism will turn inward - we must fight back against it. this will be an existential struggle.
"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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🚨🚨🚨 DO YOU HATE CHEATERS, P*EDOPHILES AND UNGLY MEN? THEY HATE HIM! make an incel mad, votehasanabi.com
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❤️ My dear brother Felix @ByYourLogic, Today, we decided to express our gratitude in a way that words alone never could. We painted your portrait on one of the walls still standing amid the destruction in Gaza. Felix, you are not simply a supporter of Project Mohammed. You are one of its founders, a brother who helped turn compassion into clean water for thirsty children, bread for hungry families, and hope for thousands of people. When the children saw your portrait, we told them: “This is Felix. He lives thousands of miles away, but his heart has always been here with us in Gaza.” The war may destroy our buildings and walls, but it will never erase the love and gratitude we carry for you in our hearts. ❤️ From your fellow founders of Project Mohammed, our young team members, and the children of Gaza: Thank you, brother Felix. We painted your portrait on a wall in Gaza, but your name will remain engraved in our hearts forever. 🇵🇸🤍 Support Project Muhammed directly: chuffed.org/project/help-the…
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Y'all serious @TheDemocrats? Angie Nixon is the ONLY Senate candidate you're bidding against on Google to divert $ away from Florida? Not El-Sayed, Jackson, Talarico, Andrews, Brown, Cooper, Pappas, Hamilton, Turek, Peltola, or Ossoff. Just Angie Nixon. Receipts below.
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The commander of the Israeli military unit likely responsible for killing 5-year-old Hind Rajab is currently in the U.S. As a party to the Genocide Convention and the Geneva Conventions, our government is obligated to arrest and investigate him for these war crimes and acts of genocide. I stand with @HindRFoundation in calling on the DOJ to follow the law and take action.
🇺🇸🚨 The #HindRajabFoundation has filed an urgent request with the U.S. Department of Justice, demanding the immediate investigation, arrest, and prosecution of Sean Glass, currently present in the United States. Glass commanded the Israeli unit implicated in Hind Rajab's murder. HRF's investigation places the 52nd Battalion—including Glass and his Vampire Empire Company—near her vehicle during the killing. Today, Glass walks free in the U.S. ➡️ More → bit.ly/4iv2Zio
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Replying to @BillableHours_
Everything you just said is stupid and wrong and your second sentence is just the Lisa Simpson tiger rock argument.
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He is implementing shadetreé law!
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Google Maps has been updated to show Zionist-holocausted Gaza. This is part of Rafah.
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Corporate lawyer Jeff Levy wrote a Globe op-ed that attempts to coopt Hannah Arendt (whom he clearly has never read) to label me and other critics of Israeli violence "Exception Jews." In a dog whistling way, it gets to the core of an argument that is constantly thrown at this large and growing segment of the Jewish community: that, because we oppose war crimes being committed in our name, we are not real Jews -- that only guys like Levy, who are content to see such crimes committed in their name, can be real Jews. And I just want to say that this argument really, really sucks. It's one thing to disagree with someone. It's another to publicly call someone out by name (as he repeatedly does to me in this piece) and essentially say, "You're not a real Jew." We're all used to hearing this, of course. We get it all the time. Still, I really can't overstate just how deeply, deeply offensive it is. Which, I'm sure, was Jeff's goal. So touche, I guess -- you caused some pain, congrats. But the point we made in our original piece remains: Our community deserves better.
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1. California Attorney General Rob Bonta and 11 other Democratic AGs had Paramount and the Ellisons over a barrel. They had secured a restraining order against the merger with Paramount and their negotiating position was about to get even stronger. Then, Bonta threw in the towel.
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