@MusingsofAwe

The monsters under your bed love you sweetie. 👹🧟‍♂️💘💖

 Wyoming, USA
Joined August 2012
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In American Mythology at the start of the year there was a 5 month festival with a series of celebrations to venerate the minor gods. This festival was called "The Award Season". Most celebrations took place on the Western Ocean at a place known as "California".
Ambitious Llama 🦙@MusingsofAwe16 Jun 2025
Replying to @MusingsofAwe
To extend this religion analogy even further. America has a whole pantheon of minor gods in the form of celebrities & influencers. Similar to saints in Catholicism or ancestral spirits in animist religions.
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trailcam
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Replying to @atlanticesque @constans
@atlanticesque @constans
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The Japanese are stupid.
⋆͛*͛*✭Heilich*☂︎*̣̩⋆̩@Heilich4062Oct 18
Replying to @sephi22
イカれてんだけど 人種の権利は主張すんのに商品の権利はシカトかよ
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🧪 Seb 🇨🇿@SeatOfSacrif1ceOct 20
"why not just give up" no wonder your suicide rate is so fucking high
ベン@カントーのすがた@ben_1225Oct 20
海外の方の「俺たちは正規の方法で手に入らないから海賊版しかないんだ」っていう意見には 諦めれば？としか言いようがない
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william@peakedin200914h
gym bros are genuinely the dumbest people on earth. you can trick them into paying $22 for $3 worth of chicken breast by calling it “grilled nuggets” and they’ll just go “bro the macros go crazy”. no shit it’s grilled chicken
Bux@BuxShiestyOct 20
I forgot to pack my lunch but chic has my back :)
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bluehuecat@bluehuecat20h
#PHP2Shell
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Ivy 🩵
@Ivorygh0stOct 21
It's Impregnate-Your-Wife-Wednesday! Get on with it.
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FYI you’re not supposed to say “she had that note of sadness in her voice typical of highly intelligent women” in a Teams message, even thought it’s not sexual or nothin
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Rachel
@tolstoybb11h
SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET. TWO WEEKS TO STOP THE SPREAD.
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Ambitious Llama 🦙@MusingsofAwe13 Sep 2024
"You must spiritualise your warfare."
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mr pussy@mrpxssyOct 21
wake up babe, every version of PHP for the past 17 years has two critical bugs and now 74.5% of the internet is broken lol. there's a patch coming out tomorrow but until then most of the internet has open backdoors that allow unauthorized remote code execution
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Ambitious Llama 🦙@MusingsofAweJun 13
DeepSeek will save us. Kimi will redeem us. Qwen will elevate us.
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computer@computer101010113h
Tweeting is a healthy way to fire off your thoughts. If they stay in your brain they will mold and rot your psyche. Instead you can slowly destroy the minds of those who deserve it (Twitter users)
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vivian@vivian39_15h
in my city, we have office buildings downtown. the river trail is amazing. you won't believe the pedestrian mall! and we have some cute residential neighborhoods too.
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@cas119316h
Truly one of the least understood cities in the United States
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this is the future that was promised to us
juju (#1 devon levi fan)@8bitjujuOct 20
#canadatwt
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monkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 21
Ear nose and throat day at the gym
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I don't like being a passenger when a woman is driving.
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Nangacho@Its_Nangacho22h
Watu wako na shares Safaricom huwa wanabuy airtime na dividends?
Gichuki Kahome
@kahome_steveOct 21
So you guys are buying Quickmart IPO so that dividends can be catering for your monthly shopping expenses at Quickmart?
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They're cutting the gas with too much ethanol.
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Bryan Cheong
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Bryan Cheong
@bryancskApr 19
Replying to @SustainableTall
The welfare state in Singapore is actually really large. But for political reasons no-one ever calls it "welfare" or "subsidies", and I think it probably gives policy makers both cover and flexibility. xitter.cf/bryancsk/status/176416…
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