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Replying to @socialaskan
And on the first day, God created the Ai burger shop."Let that place be black" And it was black.
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Accts: Why arent you worried? Me: I enter the ancient courts of ancient men, where, received by them with affection. In their kindness answer me; and for four hours I do not feel boredom, I forget every trouble, I do not dread poverty, I am not frightened by death. Entirely I give myself over to them.
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The Japanese are stupid.
Replying to @sephi22
イカれてんだけど 人種の権利は主張すんのに商品の権利はシカトかよ
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"why not just give up" no wonder your suicide rate is so fucking high
海外の方の「俺たちは正規の方法で手に入らないから海賊版しかないんだ」っていう意見には 諦めれば?としか言いようがない
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gym bros are genuinely the dumbest people on earth. you can trick them into paying $22 for $3 worth of chicken breast by calling it “grilled nuggets” and they’ll just go “bro the macros go crazy”. no shit it’s grilled chicken
I forgot to pack my lunch but chic has my back :)
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It's Impregnate-Your-Wife-Wednesday! Get on with it.
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FYI you’re not supposed to say “she had that note of sadness in her voice typical of highly intelligent women” in a Teams message, even thought it’s not sexual or nothin
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Rachel
@tolstoybb14h
SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET. TWO WEEKS TO STOP THE SPREAD.
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"You must spiritualise your warfare."
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wake up babe, every version of PHP for the past 17 years has two critical bugs and now 74.5% of the internet is broken lol. there's a patch coming out tomorrow but until then most of the internet has open backdoors that allow unauthorized remote code execution
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DeepSeek will save us. Kimi will redeem us. Qwen will elevate us.
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computer@computer101010116h
Tweeting is a healthy way to fire off your thoughts. If they stay in your brain they will mold and rot your psyche. Instead you can slowly destroy the minds of those who deserve it (Twitter users)
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in my city, we have office buildings downtown. the river trail is amazing. you won't believe the pedestrian mall! and we have some cute residential neighborhoods too.
Truly one of the least understood cities in the United States
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this is the future that was promised to us
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Ear nose and throat day at the gym
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I don't like being a passenger when a woman is driving.
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Watu wako na shares Safaricom huwa wanabuy airtime na dividends?
So you guys are buying Quickmart IPO so that dividends can be catering for your monthly shopping expenses at Quickmart?
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