Crackers got your tongue? @NICKIMINAJ
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Once yall understand sex education isn’t porn yall will maybe start to understand lmao.
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
you are 2detached from reality @2chainz
2 Chainz got into a DEBATE with Keith Lee after bringing up the BAD REVIEW Keith gave his restaurant, with Keith arguing that his reviews should reflect how REGULAR CUSTOMERS are treated, while 2 Chainz insisted celebrities EARN special treatment 😳👀
2 Chainz also questioned whether Keith’s strict diet as a former athlete affects his TASTE in food and how he judges restaurants.
“I’m an entertainer, and obviously we get perks that other people don’t get. That’s just period, my boy. I don’t stand in line at the airport. I don’t do none of that because I done worked my ass off to do this.”
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"CaN SoMeOne ExPlAin WhErE tHe PlAne WeNt?!?!"
No. You physics teachers, math teachers, and science teachers probably tried for years and I am willing to accept you're a lost cause.
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Humanity has created about 3000 different gods. You believe that 2999 of them are fake. You are 'almost' atheist yourself.
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To beat Joey, you actually have to RAP. You have to outbar him, outwrite him and beat him with pure SKILL. 🎤
To beat Drake, apparently all you need is:
“Drake is hiding a baby.”
“Drake is a pedo.”
“Drake is not Black.”
“Drake is a culture vulture.”
Then repeat “They not like us, they not like us” and suddenly you’ve won the battle. 🥶😂
One battle is judged on BARS. The other is judged on NARRATIVES.
But you def ain’t gonna OUTRAP and OUTBAR the Canadian.
.@kendricklamar BOO! 👻 I'm October 31st, 2026
Happy Halloween mf 🫵🎃
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Calgary 🇨🇦 stopped fluoridating its water in 2011.
By 2018/19, tooth decay in chidren went up.
Removing had no health benefits
Calgary has now put it back.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.



























