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Al

@NoughtPointZero

Cake eater, Tunbridge Wellsian, frustrated trapeze artist. If I die, please preserve my brain for future generations to dissect and eat.

 Royal Tunbridge Wells, England
alexmarshauthor.co.uk
Joined January 2009
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[doing crossword] 12 down - sex with a child, 4 letters, starts with 'r' Daily Mail guy: romp
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I wonder if the people who clap when a plane lands successfully would also boo if it crashed?
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In 1980, Tyne Tees' magazine show for teens, CHECK IT OUT, gave kids in the North-East of England the lowdown on nuclear war. And it's a delight from start to finish. Future 'The Tube/Top of the Pops' producer Chris Cowey there, with the perm and mussie.
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cars these days have too many gadgets. tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car
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Perfect three act structure
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HOWLING
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Why I pay for LinkedIn.
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here’s mine
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reading a used book, which—based on its underlinings/the notes in its margins/—was previously owned by one of america’s stupidest people
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Replying to @icod
@icod
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My therapist just told me “You are the world’s greatest person, the fault lies with everyone else.” Wow.
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This Wayne Rooney waxwork in Gdansk looks like he’s been cornered by a paedophile hunter.
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Pyrotechnic football writing on deadline by @jonathanliew in trying to describe how badly 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 played tonight
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Lifetime achievement mansplain alert: Arrived to give a speech. Holding slide had me down as Carry Beaton, so I said I was Cally, if they could change it. The guy said he’d been told it’s definitely Carry. I said no, it’s me - I’m Cally so it does need changing. He showed me an email he’d been sent to prove it really is Carry, not Cally. Even I began to wonder.
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as most of you know i am a scholar of @theJeremyVine on radio 2 and believe me when i say this is the single best thing i have *ever* heard on there:
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Happy #WorldGinDay etc etc @barneyfarmer
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Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22
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Spaghetti hoops are basically Alphabetti Spaghetti for backing singers.
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Thinking about the people of Stow, MA during this difficult time. @wbznewsradio
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What if Donald Trump released a pop song and it was amazing
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It's true!!
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A Ukrainian in Berdyansk spotted a mine on the road and didn't wait around for a bomb disposal unit - at great risk to life and limb, he removed the mine, clearing the way for the Ukrainian military.
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