
CEO of @Opticlose. Lover of Sarcasm. Formerly @Stanford, @Columbia_Biz, @Microsoft, @hulu, @PatchTweet. Say hi.
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Joined August 2010
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A little humor for all the #sales and #marketing folks out there to start your day.
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"Hi. Wanna f!@#$?" is not a proper #Sales tactic! bit.ly/1LmGZeW
Thanks @joshgroban for giving us the chance to hear @LenaRockerHall for the first time tonight! Consider us new #Lenatics! #isthatathing
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Excited to be unveiling more about Opticlose... starting with our new website. bit.ly/1FUzAUu
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Inbound or Outbound Sales? The Answer is Yes wp.me/p2Gf8o-1p7 via @jasonlk
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first resume I've seen that said fluent in #emoji
Hey @KateAgarwal, has news of the snow monsoon in Buffalo reached India? Never seen your town in the new this much. – at Manhattan, NY
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Why I Started the NYC Enterprise Sales Meetup by @marksbirch bit.ly/1z6hcEc
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Excited that the amazingly talented product guru @abellenz is joining @opticlose! Our product is about to get more awesome.
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Awesome turnout for the 2nd NYC Enterprise Sales Meetup! #NYCESM
As if hearing Disney princess songs all day at home wasn't enough, today someones playing them at work.
♬Wandering free wish I could be♪... – at Manhattan, NY
Now downloading Glengarry Glen Ross after hearing so many suggestion that I rent it. Will make good airplane entertainment next week. – at New York, NY
I also like making "maybe you forgot a semi-colon" jokes to engineers. I think its my Product Guy equivalent of Dad jokes.
I love making jokes at work about hitting the Turbo Button on the server. Too bad nobody else finds it as funny as I do.
Nothing says "I didn't like this enough to retweet it, but want to be polite" like favoriting. The internet equivalent of a smile and nod.
Must keep this handy for @agarwal and @KateAgarwal's next visit. First map of bars by Manhattan subway stations thrillist.com/drink/new-york…








