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Stap the Mattness

@Stap_Jr

GOOD. GREAT. GRAND. WONDERFUL. EVERYBODY ON THE BUS https://teapawt.org/t.co/glzMoTuoeZ

 Ontario, Canada
Joined January 2011
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i’m finding this year after year thing pretty tedious & have decided i no longer have time for it
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Spence@SpenceDen6 Jun 2017
The invitation said "until: ?" I've been at this bbq for 6 years.
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Bummer T. Vibes, Esq@VibesBummer9 Jan 2024
A simpler time, when only some of hell would break loose.
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Jenna SaysQuoi@jennasaysquoi9 Jan 2024
sewing a quilt made out of nicotine patches
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eating ice cream every time i want a smoke i’m swelling i’m swell things are going swell
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Marshall Scott@Marshall__Scott6 Jan 2024
Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face
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trying to turn feeling like I got hit by a truck into something positive
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Babe you keep knocking the drinks over with your puffy coat
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Chick Of It All 🐉@20eyeDocs6 Jan 2024
why the fuck does my furnace smell like Cocoa Puffs
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Buddawiggi@MarkBuckawicki5 Jan 2024
Mom’s spaghetti, winter’s about to get heavy (putting on my snowsuit) you get me
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Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVO10 Dec 2023
My God, the weather outside IS frightful. It's all coming true.
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Paige Kellerman@PaigeKellerman4 Jan 2024
My vibe? Being on a fifth round of trying to scrub burnt food off a cookie sheet and slowly starting to give up on life and everything it has to offer.
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Sam G@ItsSamG27 Dec 2023
I bought new winter boots not realizing what I would need was new rain boots
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A new tradition of new year's resignations where you quit your job on January 1st
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Bummer T. Vibes, Esq@VibesBummer1 Jan 2024
I couldn’t stick to my diet, so I decided to learn about lighting.
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Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVO1 Jan 2024
Baby's first cruise buffet
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_Janke2 Jan 2024
If your Christmas decorations aren't down by end of business today I'll call the cops
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astr0z0mbreez@astr0z0mbreez1 Jan 2024
Not sure how I feel about that Taylor Swift now that I know she works for the CIA.
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Pamela Marie Pierce@pmpierce2 Nov 2022
Quite annoyed that all of my goals refuse to be achieved by anything other than hard work
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maybe i should do a crime soon
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