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Julia Roberts told reporters this week that her marriage to Lyle Lovett has been over for some time.
The key moment, she said, came when she realized that she was Julia Roberts, and that she was married to Lyle Lovett.
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date idea: we put on 'wayne's world' and i say every single line a few seconds before they say it
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They should just make a car that go. I don’t need seat warmers. I don’t need a fancy stereo. I certainly don’t need the tube they make you breathe into just to start the damn fucking thing
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Already exists.
A fast-acting nasal spray offers hope for hard-to-treat depression: study trib.al/asateiX
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Only in America do people see a story about a dude who’s being exploited by his employer and think “let me make that corporation exponentially richer”
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According to retailers, the most popular Halloween mask this year is O.J. Simpson.
And the most popular Halloween greeting is, "I'll kill you and that guy who's bringing over your glasses... or treat."
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no, probably not
Will you do this to your Debit card?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Tap-to-pay needs the NFC antenna coil from the card, not just the gold EMV chip. Videos embedding only the chip typically do not work for contactless. Proper DIY is complex; buy commercial rings instead that tokenize your card.
hackaday.com/2019/04/25/rfi…
instructables.com/RFID-NFC-Tap-a…
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if i picked up a cig at a halloween party and its a damn pretzel i’m stealing a tv
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imagine having to raise your kids alone because your husband wanted to save a seagull
Florida dad, 31, drowns trying to save tangled seagull in Panama City Beach trib.al/JPXxff9
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Hey quick question why is your employee working late into the evening—to the point he can’t even put his kids to bed—then needing to work at 5 am the next morning but despite that workload unable to afford his mortgage on that salary?
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CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
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2026:
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Diez minutos después las encuentras en reventa al triple de precio.
Tres meses más tarde ves el concierto en TikTok, grabado por alguien que aparentemente logró demostrar que no era un robot.
Solo querías escuchar a tu artista favorito en vivo.
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