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Visca Barça ! 💙❤️Pro 🇿🇦 #Messi🐐 "pressure is a privilege"

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YOUR LOCAL PESSIMIST 📛 retweeted
Reason why he is the GOAT.He builds the attack himself, dribbles past defenders, and finishes it in the back of the net.I always laugh when they compare another footballer to Messi
🚨🎥| Messi is 39 years old and is moving like this. 🤩 THIS IS NOT NORMAL! 🐐🤯
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YOUR LOCAL PESSIMIST 📛 retweeted
[BREAKING] The United States says it intends to terminate South Africa’s participation in the African Growth and Opportunity Act (AGOA) trade preference programme from 1 January 2027. Tune in to #eNCA, on #DStv403.
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YOUR LOCAL PESSIMIST 📛 retweeted
Women love “smell my finger” tweets 😭
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No ways😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Replying to @Oury838891
Small is a description it’s like saying someone is skinny or fat or brunette or tall
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YOUR LOCAL PESSIMIST 📛 retweeted
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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YOUR LOCAL PESSIMIST 📛 retweeted
If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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YOUR LOCAL PESSIMIST 📛 retweeted
Because Messi makes everything look so easy, they think MLS is an easy league
🚨Robert Lewandowski finally ends his EIGHT-GAME goalless streak with a goal against Colorado Rapids! 🤯🇵🇱
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YOUR LOCAL PESSIMIST 📛 retweeted
Leo Messi’s injury history: Over 20 seasons at the top, and the longest he’s ever been out is 88 days, which btw was in 2006/07. Utterly, utterly ridiculous.
20 years at the top the sport, consistently plays week in and week out, not one long term injury that has kept him out for more than a few months. … and he’s still moving like THIS. How can it even be physically possible?
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YOUR LOCAL PESSIMIST 📛 retweeted
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YOUR LOCAL PESSIMIST 📛 retweeted
No, they scored 7
Replying to @1_phadaH
Has inter Miami ever scored 6 goals with Messi?
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YOUR LOCAL PESSIMIST 📛 retweeted
Game recognises game 🤝
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YOUR LOCAL PESSIMIST 📛 retweeted
Miss when this nigga used to be rappin over them 5 star Michelin gourmet restaurant ass beats
🚨🚨🚨MIKE NORVELL HAS BEEN FIRED🚨🚨🚨 I REPEAT 🚨🚨🚨MIKE NORVELL HAS BEEN FIRED🚨🚨🚨
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“if you don't vote, your vote automatically goes to anc”
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YOUR LOCAL PESSIMIST 📛 retweeted
Rassie Erasmus has named the #Springboks team for Saturday's Test against Italy in Turin - more here: tinyurl.com/3xhm7ve6 Stream all the action LIVE on DStv: bit.ly/4xAEgPj #ForeverGreenForeverGold
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Your girl walking around in your house like this >>>>>>>>>
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YOUR LOCAL PESSIMIST 📛 retweeted
Druski has signed a multi-year deal with Netflix to create original content exclusively for the streamer. The first project is "Collect & Praise," a semi-scripted comedy series premiering Dec. 1. The show is based on a character made viral by Druski in an internet sketch and at the BET Awards. The comedian plays a megachurch pastor opposite Mike Epps as the pastor’s deacon as they “scheme their way through scandal, chaos and controversy.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lI3PS
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YOUR LOCAL PESSIMIST 📛 retweeted
Druski is Coming to @netflix 💫
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these girls that hang around these youtubers and streamers disgust me
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YOUR LOCAL PESSIMIST 📛 retweeted
BREAKING NEWS: Matric Learner Stabbed to Death While Defending Mother in Sharpeville Sharpeville, Gauteng – A 20-year-old matric learner from Thuto Lore Engineering School of Specialisation was allegedly stabbed to death in Tshepiso, Sharpeville, on Thursday, 29 October 2026, while defending his mother during a confrontation with a church caretaker. Silas Kimba Mahlaba and his mother, Alina Puleng Mahlaba (39), were on their way to local shops when a drunk church caretaker began insulting her. When the caretaker struck her with a brick and her son questioned him, the man allegedly produced a knife and stabbed the learner once in the chest. The learner collapsed in front of a neighbour's yard and was rushed to a local clinic before being taken to Sebokeng Hospital, where he died on arrival. The family described Kimba as a respectful child who loved school and had high hopes of changing his family's situation. They have called for justice. Community members handed the suspect, a man in his 50s, over to Sharpeville police. Police spokesperson Sergeant Busisiwe Motsoeneng confirmed that a murder investigation is underway. This is a developing story, more updates to follow as verified information becomes available.
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