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Vote nobody, we promise to plant 100 million trees, free broadband, telephone calls and texts. A 3 day week and 5% reduction in vat #votenobody
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Donald Trump refuses to rule out further use of military force as he ponders invading Iceland…annexing River Island and overthrowing Burger King
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Liebour didn't get a massive vote in the GE, they just happened to get in because of our archaic first past the post system.
Local councillors are no better and have communities who still hold their keys to power.
No point whinging about it now.
Hey @Keir_Starmer and the rest of @UKLabour FYI our local surgery is not accepting any appointments or E consults. Bit of a mess don't you think?
FYI @KemiBadenoch and @Conservatives The sandwich is named after John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, an eighteenth-century English aristocrat and a well established British tradition.
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You’ve got Badenoch banging on about sandwiches, Farage talking shit about milk and me just sitting here hoping for a meteor because we’ve regressed to the point of absolute fucking idiocy.
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Elon Musk could become a political puppet-master, warns Nick Clegg, who knows what it’s like to have someone else pulling all the strings
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Dear @Keir_Starmer,
Please move the laws around political & campaign financing to the top of your list
Or…
Expect 1 term that ends in handing power of this country to a foreign billionaire proxy PM and his little puppet
Yours,
The people of this country paying attention.
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“You Boy! Is the media still interviewing Nigel Farage every time he farts?”
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Here’s @LeeAndersonMP_ apologising in the House of Commons.
Apologising because he said: “Fuck off, everyone opens the door to me.” to a security guard.
Man of the people right there.
#ReformTrain
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Farmers are up in arms about the Budget. Wait until they hear about the Brexit they supported.
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It was big bird Reeves with the box containing the mysterious black hole
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This was inevitable. The people who hate him won’t buy it and the people who like him can’t read.
independent.co.uk/arts-enter…
Starmer: People who receive income from shares aren’t working people cityam.com/starmer-people-wh… - so what about employee share options?
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Trevor Philips, "The NHS is spending £1 million every three minutes"
£3,465 - how much the UK spends per person on NHS
£4,364 - how much France spends per person
£5,184 - how much German spends per person
France is spending 25% more and Germany 49% more
The reason why there are better health outcomes in France and Germany is because they are spending more per person on the NHS
So while £1 million every 3 minutes sounds 'big' it is still significantly less than France and Germany
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#PMQs I don't think it was my imagination hearing pathetic Keir Starmer blustering away on the sixth question, just like the human stink bomb Boris Johnson used to. No hint of any answer, though. Tory and Red Tory, same shit!