.NET developer at Schleupen. Check out my GitHub for side projects which I will definitely still get around to.
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Collin Alpert retweeted
A coworker and I were talking about the proper way to kill children in a food court once, in the wake of 9/11, and had mall security called on us.
The ensuing awkward explanation of unix process terminology with a jittery mall-cop has lived rent-free in my head ever since.
Collin Alpert retweeted
Wife: what do you know about mail chimp?
Me: I believe it’s a distant cousin to the survey monkey
Wife: ….
Collin Alpert retweeted
I think it’s cool that we’re still using Bluetooth for a ton of things even though it’s super bad 👍
Collin Alpert retweeted
On arrival in Japan: "I don't really want a toilet to spray me in the butt."
Upon returning from Japan: "What, am I just supposed to wipe my own ass like some kind of caveman?"
One week after returning from Japan:
ALT Japanese-style toilet installed in Canadian bathroom.
Collin Alpert retweeted
Here is a 72-byte alphanum MD5 collision with 1-byte difference for fun:
md5("TEXTCOLLBYfGiJUETHQ4hAcKSMd5zYpgqf1YRDhkmxHkhPWptrkoyz28wnI9V0aHeAuaKnak")
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md5("TEXTCOLLBYfGiJUETHQ4hEcKSMd5zYpgqf1YRDhkmxHkhPWptrkoyz28wnI9V0aHeAuaKnak")
