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I once laughed at someone falling over in the snow. Seconds later I got run over by a car as I fell over in the same snow. #tippingpoint
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The National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children has quietly scrapped its long-standing requirement that adults supervising children in changing rooms must be the same sex as the pupils. dailysceptic.org/2026/09/14/…
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I live next to Sandwich, and no one ever believes me there’s a village next door called Ham.
The most stolen road sign in the UK
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There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
Haven't they been through enough already
Ukrainian teen footballers train with Leeds United bbc.in/4xcD6by
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The moment armed police disarm a man holding a knife in Salford yesterday.
A 60 year old man was arrested on suspicion of possession of an offensive weapon, and he remains in custody for questioning.
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As Henry Nowak lay bleeding to death in the middle of a residential street in Southampton, his wrists were chained together by handcuffs
Here's how it all went down 👇
telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05…
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These two giant tortoises have been fighting each other for over 120 years. According to the zoo, one tortoise stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and from that day on they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they haven’t fought for a while
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Somali-born Ilhan Omar calls WWII “World War ELEVEN.”
“The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked it was used to detain and deport German, Japanese, Italian immigrations during World War 11.”
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Britain…
Women and children flee war. Men go to war. Every war. Every time. All of history.
So a bus pulls up in your town. Door opens. Out steps forty men. Young. Healthy. Alone. No wives. No children. No limp. No wound. No fear in their eyes.
And you’re told to call them refugees.
From what?
Nobody answers. Nobody’s allowed to ask. The bus pulls away. Another one’s already behind it.
Your daughter walks to school past that hotel now. Your wife locks the door when she didn’t used to. Your nan won’t go to the shop alone anymore. And if you say something… anything… you’re the problem.
That bus isn’t stopping. There’s no vote on it. No debate. No one you elected approved it. And the next one arrives tomorrow.
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A renowned Texan analyst and commentator pointed out to me that this is a wise move. Replacing Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei means #Iran will not need to produce new business cards which will save them printing and distribution costs. At least for a couple of days.
Who is Mojtaba Khamenei — tipped to be next in line for supreme leader?
Think of him as his father on steroids. He’s certainly no MBS.
I joined @RidgeandFrost on @SkyNews 👇
