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Dad of one. Husband of none. Lover of many.. The last one may be a lie.

Yorkshire and The Humber
Joined January 2009
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Cheers to colleagues for arranging this for my first morning round 😂
Aides should always be aware of their minister's surroundings...
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This is incredible
The way they used to make men. Mental health my arse.
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Teal Woolworths
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I live next to Sandwich, and no one ever believes me there’s a village next door called Ham. The most stolen road sign in the UK
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I see we’re now at the state-provided brothels for migrant rapists stage of decline.
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There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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The moment armed police disarm a man holding a knife in Salford yesterday. A 60 year old man was arrested on suspicion of possession of an offensive weapon, and he remains in custody for questioning.
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As Henry Nowak lay bleeding to death in the middle of a residential street in Southampton, his wrists were chained together by handcuffs Here's how it all went down 👇 telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05…
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These two giant tortoises have been fighting each other for over 120 years. According to the zoo, one tortoise stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and from that day on they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they haven’t fought for a while
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Somali-born Ilhan Omar calls WWII “World War ELEVEN.” “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked it was used to detain and deport German, Japanese, Italian immigrations during World War 11.”
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Iran has now officially entered the South Park phase of this conflict.
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Britain… Women and children flee war. Men go to war. Every war. Every time. All of history. So a bus pulls up in your town. Door opens. Out steps forty men. Young. Healthy. Alone. No wives. No children. No limp. No wound. No fear in their eyes. And you’re told to call them refugees. From what? Nobody answers. Nobody’s allowed to ask. The bus pulls away. Another one’s already behind it. Your daughter walks to school past that hotel now. Your wife locks the door when she didn’t used to. Your nan won’t go to the shop alone anymore. And if you say something… anything… you’re the problem. That bus isn’t stopping. There’s no vote on it. No debate. No one you elected approved it. And the next one arrives tomorrow.
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A renowned Texan analyst and commentator pointed out to me that this is a wise move. Replacing Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei means #Iran will not need to produce new business cards which will save them printing and distribution costs. At least for a couple of days.
Who is Mojtaba Khamenei — tipped to be next in line for supreme leader? Think of him as his father on steroids. He’s certainly no MBS. I joined @RidgeandFrost on @SkyNews 👇
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Donald Trump thinks #Starmer is a schmuck. And I agree. #Trump talks about immigration into the UK, our North Sea Oil Fields, the Chagos Islands, and Starmer.
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Two Ayatollahs: Dead Salman Rushdie: Alive.
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"OK, how do we convince them we're a serious party now". "Some serious new policies?". "Policies! Come on on...". "Er...OK. You could start wearing glasses?". "Brilliant!".
Robert Jenrick doing his first big speech as Reform’s shadow chancellor. Says Rachel Reeves and Labour have “betrayed” British workers by taxing them until their pips squeak
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The guard probably had to uncuff him to get her clothes off
🚨JUST IN: A manhunt has been launched for Daniel Boakye (London drill rapper DSav) after he was mistakenly freed from HMP Feltham. He has been described as extremely dangerous. "He would have been double-cuffed – ie cuffed to a guard – at all times and the fear is that an officer has made a mistake and un-cuffed him for some reason." thesun.co.uk/news/38183402/m…
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Strike 2😂
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Replying to @Palestine_UN
You literally murdered an entire country's Olympic delegation at the Munich Games. Sit this one out.
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