Freelance writer. Off-duty film buff. Master of maximising the downturn.

London, England
Joined February 2010
early Tweet of the Year nominee
It’s a shame Robert Pattinson is white because he’s the only person alive who could properly play Diddy in a BIGGIE biopic
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I remember reading Sylvia Plath being like “I am her”
Tate McRae on the emotional comedown from the "Miss Possessive" tour: "I remember reading Sylvia Plath being like, ‘I am her,' My thoughts felt so dark at the time, and I felt so lonely. I really needed to come back into my body and regulate my nervous system. I was so shot after the tour. I couldn’t really sleep at night. I’d seen so much of myself that I was like, ‘I want to go into a black room and not look in a mirror for six months.’ And I think I really had to check myself and be like, ‘You’re not the worst person in the world. You’re not the ugliest person in the world. You haven’t done everything wrong. And, you know, you’re just doing what you love.’" wp.me/pc8uak-1lHATn
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OLIVIA HAS ME CRYING
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I mean she locked a mentally handicapped kid in an abandoned trailer and caused a county wide search for him and never told authorities where he was
For 48 hours this girl has been getting cooked on here… Like I mean flame broiled. Can anyone explain why?
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There’s not a single picture of Evelyn Waugh where he doesn’t look like an absolute bastard
Henry Lamb's portrait of Evelyn Waugh takes us back to 1928. It was the year Waugh published 'Rossetti,' wrote and published 'Decline and Fall,' and married Evelyn Gardner, setting up house together at 17a Canonbury Square, Islington in London.
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Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation
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LIVE TRANSLATION IN THE NAIL SALON BOUTA BE MESSYYYY
Features for the Airpods Pro 3. #AppleEvent
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PHANTOM THREAD (2017) Dir. Paul Thomas Anderson
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i thought this was millie bobby brown
Martha Stewart stuns in new photo.
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mice if they became humans
this video still cracks me up like why are they so awkward
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going to Work with my soft tender whimsical heart
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mfs get a macbook and all of a sudden they got work to do in public places
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Uncle Boonmee Who Can Still Recall What You Did Last Summer
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congratulations to mr and mrs xcx !!!
Christian Bale and Cher in newly shared picture.
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there was a guy in my row at my Superman screening who brought his literal baby but it didn’t cry and when the movie was over he said to my brother and me “I bet y’all thought he was gonna cry”
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I just re-watched War of the Worlds last night. Hit me up for tips when the tripods surface.
BREAKING: Spain and Portugal have been hit by massive blackouts, knocking out electricity across both countries entirely. Internet and mobile service are reportedly down as well.
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