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Ben Garrisons wife drew this Political cartoon and I cant for the life of me figure out its meaning. What I can figure out however is that boomer women have repressed Yaoi fantasies.
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DESMOND-26 retweeted
If by right wing politics you mean infinite corruption, trying to coup the country, terrorizing your own coalition, suicidal economic policies, raping all your international relations, lowest IQ admin in history, then I suppose supporting Trump in spite of his Ukraine views makes sense and the biggest electoral loss this century. If not, then you betrayed yourself for nothing.
It’s a two party system and I prefer right wing politics to left wing politics. I strongly oppose Trump’s Ukraine policy and advocate for the Republican Party to support Ukraine with military aid and financial aid. There’s literally not a single thing wrong with being a Republican pro-Ukraine supporter unless you’re just a leftist who hates right wing politics. It’s good for Republicans to support Ukraine so it can be a bipartisan issue rather than a left-right issue
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Never stop learning, Drew.
I’m pissed off at Republican corruption and incompetence because I committed social suicide to support right wing politics but too many elements of the right are consistently retarded, corrupt and incompetent If you ask people to commit social suicide you should at least commit to the highest standards of ethical and moral probity - no dodgy land deals with weird third world dictators, no crypto pump and dumps, no fucking Polymarket insider trading, no stock flipping For fuck sake The goal is to save Western civilization, preserve our history and culture and inheritance, nothing else should matter next to that.
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Personally, if I typed out that description, if I ever came to the conclusion that I got curb-stomped in an election by a movement that fits the description Joel just gave, I’d reevaluate my entire life, since it would decisively prove I was an utter failure.
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Sir, a second “now watch this drive” has hit the timeline.
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DESMOND-26 retweeted
This 97-Year-Old NYC Republican Still Makes Their Copium The Old Fashion Way
Kathy Hochul “won” New York.
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Oh no, people in relationships can visit each other in the hospital without being legally married. It's the slippery slope conservatives warned about.
Every critic of gay marriage said this was the logical outcome; virtually every mainstream proponent of gay marriage assured us it would never happen. And here we are.
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my dad is republican and goes to bed really early. texted this to him overnight:
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These guys love how decisive & assertive Trump is — he's THE Unitary Executive — but curiously none of the dumb & bad decisions are ever his own.
Whoever thought it was a good idea after last night’s results to send the president out the next day to tout his ballroom should be fired and never work in politics again, and perhaps even in prison forever like on the moon.
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Think about this: is there a mainstream Jewish institution in this country which could look Jewish El-Sayed supporters, the majority of Jewish voters in Michigan, in the eye and say, "Your beliefs are welcome here"?
Analysis by Millions of Michiganians of 72 precincts with the highest number of Jewish voters showed El-Sayed receiving 60% of the vote, a shift of just 1.3 percentage points from Elissa Slotkin’s share in 2024.
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Might be the worst graph I've ever seen in my life.
Holy f*** We’re cooked
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Oh look, the Hoppean frothers want to have power but they are too scared to actually put their lives where their big flapping mouths are. Do it, pussy! Come at us.
America needs a right-wing faction sincerely interested in winning via means other than democracy
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DESMOND-26 retweeted
Believe the hype. Then see it for yourself. Wildwood is in theatres now.

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Easy to say when you are barely an adult, and you live in a transit city with no car. The swing in rural areas is largely driven by factors not felt by effete nerds.
the economy wasn't even that bad man
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Replying to @JeremiahDJohns
It's real
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uhhhh, this is quite the read
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I'm feeling like it's far more likely that the Dan J votes swing for Peltola than Dan S.
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They are torturing us over here counting like 10 votes per hour.
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Seems especially odd for a Katie Miller to signal non-voting like this. Not only does it make her look stupid, but it's terrible messaging.
OH THEY CLEARED HER SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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