for those curious about what cuddling a baby walrus is like, apparently its like ‘being pinned down by a warm, very chubby person who is wearing a damp velour jumpsuit that smells faintly, almost pleasantly, like low tide’

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chickadee inc. · Nov 6, 2026 · 1:27 PM UTC

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chickadee inc.@ChickadeInc19h

Anorexic girl fascist minimalistic swan emoji internet habits are so out. I’m so over treating all consumption like myfitnesspal. It’s not happening anymore. We are voluptuous and posting our butts now. We are watching Tubi limited series now.

g@34rthsNov 5

There are so many things to be interested in and so many things to log

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Lizzie🍰🎀 · Nov 6, 2026 · 2:38 AM UTC

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Lizzie🍰🎀@AltKittoNov 6

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gasmask · Nov 5, 2026 · 5:20 AM UTC

gasmask@gasmaskatlNov 5

scientists reveal the Zzzzzzz

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Pushkinski37 · Nov 4, 2026 · 10:30 AM UTC

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Pushkinski37@pushkinski37Nov 4

Replying to @HowardLeaderman

Werner Herzog is extremely adamant about this.

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Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ · Nov 4, 2026 · 6:37 AM UTC

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Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️

@0liviajuliannaNov 4

MY FATASS DIDNT LOSE A CONGRESSIONAL RACE THO

Image from Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ (@0liviajulianna)

Brandon Herrera

@TheAKGuyMar 22

Replying to @0liviajulianna

I can’t tell if you took a break from overeating to write this.

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Cooter · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:58 AM UTC

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Cooter@Pat00terNov 4

Replying to @LauraJedeed

I’ve sent this to fifteen people

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Altschmerz 🐬 · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:44 AM UTC

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Altschmerz 🐬@last_futuristNov 4

Looking at the Senate Election in Kansas right now

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Tyler Glaiel · Nov 3, 2026 · 9:52 PM UTC

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Tyler Glaiel

@TylerGlaielNov 3

Election predictions: 🟡 Alaska - Jeb+99 (Flip) 🟡 Iowa - Jeb+99 (Flip) 🟡 Kansas - Jeb+99 (Flip) 🟡 Maine - Jeb+99 (Flip) 🟡 Ohio - Jeb+99 (Flip) 🟡 Texas - Jeb+99 (Flip) 🟡 North Carolina - Jeb+99 (Flip) 🟡 Florida - Jeb+99 (Flip)

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gasmask · Nov 3, 2026 · 9:23 PM UTC

gasmask@gasmaskatlNov 3

i can’t prove it but this “toy” has to be a disguised surveillance device designed by the Mormons

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Paige Grugcel (she/her/hers) · Nov 3, 2026 · 6:20 PM UTC

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Paige Grugcel (she/her/hers)@GRUGCELNov 3

this is the guy running for congress in my district bro what is going on in atlanta

Image from Paige Grugcel (she/her/hers) (@GRUGCEL)

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gasmask · Nov 3, 2026 · 7:38 PM UTC

gasmask@gasmaskatlNov 3

does anyone have an election results site that’s not claudeslop

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prezoh · Nov 2, 2026 · 5:23 PM UTC

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prezoh@prezohNov 2

this isnt just halloween anymore. i'm the red fucking pikmin. and i really want to get sucked off

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josetta · Nov 3, 2026 · 5:32 AM UTC

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josetta@j0s3tt4Nov 3

thatcherblackwood is one of the most talented artists i’ve ever known

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani · Nov 3, 2026 · 12:44 AM UTC

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani

@NYCMayorNov 3

Vice President JD Vance

@VPNov 2

We got your back, New York!

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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…

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