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If one runs naked around a tree at a speed of 185,999 miles per second, there is distinct possibility of him f****** himself.
....Albert Einstein
Alternatively, one can vote for Congress to achieve the same effect.
Punita Toraskar retweeted
Fadnavis goes to Davos and gets record investment
He brings industry after making Gadchiroli Naxal free
He solves Mumbai's stuck mega infra projects
He also inaugurates Nashik Simhastha Kumbh Mela
Hindutva & Nationalism are cool
Punita Toraskar retweeted
It's not mock parliament but a drama enacted to mock parliamentary democracy and the very institution?
Commies closing in to install a new regime?
This isn't a mock Parliament, it's Kapil Sharma's comedy show! 😭🤣
Sagarika Ghose is busy doing what she does best: turning Parliament into a comedy show, just like she does in the real one.
And Rahul Gandhi? Still busy watching reels on his phone!
What a circus the INDI Alliance has turned this into. 😭🤣
Punita Toraskar retweeted
Ye kab bani Member of Parliament 🤣
@RahulGandhi is riding on @neha_aisa to save his political career 🤣🤡
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Delhi AQI got fixed within few months of removing its own Kalia naag who was poisoning the whole Yamuna based city.
Amazing transformation.
Some of it is due to govt work but a lot of it is due to rains and winds.
Gods do work magic.
When Yamuna was poisoned by presence of Kalia naag, everyone used to be afraid to venture near it till one day Shri Krishna did Kalia Mardan and after dancing on his head, he didn’t kill Kalia but told him to leave Yamuna and go far away.
Little did we know that toxic Kalia had gone to Punjab and his first name was Arvind.. and it had spawned many mini naags called Dipke, Das, Ranka etc..
@total_woke_
Punita Toraskar retweeted
नाशिक…
प्रभू श्रीरामचंद्राच्या पदस्पर्शाने पावन झालेली देवभूमि.
समर्थ रामदासांच्या तपश्चर्येने पावन झालेली तपोभूमि.
आणि अशा या पुण्यभूमित महाराष्ट्राचे मुख्यमंत्री म्हणून पहिल्यांदा शपथ घेतल्यानंतर बरोबर १२ वर्षांनी आज @Dev_Fadnavis जी यांनी धर्मध्वजारोहण केले!
हर हर महादेव🚩
जय श्री राम🚩
Punita Toraskar retweeted
Not only Rohingyas but also Bangladeshi Pakistani who are residing in India illegally and that too after independence, on their demands, anti national party Congress has split ‘Bharat’ into two Islamic countries.
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Though this is just speculation, we need Modi in Delhi till 2034.
Also we need Fadnavis in Maharashtra till 2034
Reconciliation started.
DF likely to move to Delhi soon.
UP is an acid test now.
You heard it here first.
#NagpurVsDelhi
Punita Toraskar retweeted
निलेश राणे, तुम्ही आता भाजप प्रवक्त्यांना “लायकीत रहा” असे सांगताय?
महायुतीत असूनही निवडणुकीत साथ न देणं, नंतर दोष दुसऱ्यांवर टाकणं आणि आता भाजपवरच टीका करणं हे कसं चालेल?
तुमची दमदाटी तिकडे पाजळा उबाठा कडे
ऐकून घेणारे उबाठा वाले वाटले काय तुम्हाला?
सडेतोड उत्तर मिळेल
Punita Toraskar retweeted
2 nation theory
Congratulations to our boys on a superb four-wicket victory over India in the opening clash of the Hong Kong Sixes 2026! It was a good game of cricket
I also commend Chairman PCB Mohsin Naqvi @MohsinnaqviC42 and his team for their dedicated efforts in preparing and supporting our players.
Punita Toraskar retweeted
A Great Air Chief Of India-who brought Pakistan to its knees through exceptional Air Tactics.
Air Chief Marshal A.P. Singh Hands Over IAF Command After 42 Years of Distinguished Service boldvoices.in/ap-singh-hands… #IndianAirForce #APSingh #AshutoshDixit #IAF #OperationSindoor #IndianDefence #DefenceNews #India
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निलेश राणे कदाचित विसरले असतिल तर आठवण करून देतो.
राणे साहेबांना जेवताणा पोलिसांनी उचलून नेलं होतं,
तेव्हा ना एकनाथ शिंदे साहेब आले होते ना श्रीकांत शिंदे.
तेव्हा भाजप आणि देवाभाऊ मदतीला आले होते.
त्यामुळे
टीका आणि हल्ले करताना थोडं लक्ष असूदेत चला.
@meNeeleshNRane
Punita Toraskar retweeted
A failed lawyer is promoting Malaysian tourism on Punjab taxpayers' money!
And some brainwashed zombie is celebrating it like some achievement.
Punita Toraskar retweeted
जनाब संजय राऊत, ‘बोध कीर्तनाचा’ ऐवजी ‘बाळ बोध नर्तन’ या नावाने पुस्तक छापा; कदाचित जास्त प्रती खपतील…!
पत्रकार परिषद | शनिवार दि. ३१ ऑक्टोबर २०२६
#पत्रकार_परिषद #भाजपा #महाराष्ट्र #BJP
@Dev_Fadnavis
@CMOMaharashtra
@BJP4Maharashtra
Punita Toraskar retweeted
For some years now, we Indians have started to think we are too far ahead of Pak now
China is our real threat
But history leads to unique new challenges
What happens when a Pakistani American becomes US President?
China on one side and a Pakistan led America on the other...
Punita Toraskar retweeted
🚩 श्रद्धा, भक्ती आणि जनतेच्या प्रेमाचा हा अविस्मरणीय क्षण! 🙏❤️
देवाभाऊंच्या चेहऱ्यावरचा आनंद, डोळ्यांतील भक्तिभाव आणि भोवती जमलेल्या जनसमुदायाचा उत्साह… हे दृश्य केवळ एका धार्मिक सोहळ्याचे नाही, तर जनतेशी जोडलेल्या एका हृदयस्पर्शी नात्याचे प्रतीक आहे.
#Kumbhmela #Dhwajarohan – at Navi Mumbai, India
Team Devendra should award @ayushrajjjjj25 @arjunkenny23 @Core_punekar @SadhaMaanus and me for having always spoken against the treachery of Shinde Sena .
From day one that is the day Ajit Dada joined NDA we have supported him wholeheartedly over Shinde .