Bro Humor · Jul 11, 2012 · 4:16 PM UTC

Should I shave my legs ?

Bro Humor · Jul 11, 2012 · 3:42 PM UTC

When im High: Step 1: Open fridge... nothing to eat. Step 2: Open Pantry... nothing to eat. Step 3: Lower standards and repeat.

The Entire Population of Canada · Jul 11, 2012 · 3:27 PM UTC

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Replying to @itzTed

@SmackedTed I dont have that many followers but holy shit I want a pony! – at Greater Vancouver, British Columbia

Bro Humor · Jul 11, 2012 · 3:25 PM UTC

Why does Instagram not tell you if the person follows you back ?

Bro Humor · Jul 11, 2012 · 3:22 PM UTC

If you have 20k + followers rt this for a pony !

Bro Humor · Jul 11, 2012 · 6:34 AM UTC

Yeah I'm afraid of the dark & thunder. But that don't mean I won't whoop Dat ass

Bro Humor · Jul 11, 2012 · 6:20 AM UTC

I'm Fluffy tho

Bro Humor · Jul 11, 2012 · 6:05 AM UTC

*High AF in a restaurant* Waitress: Would you like soup or salad? Me: What the fuck is a super salad?

Bro Humor · Jul 11, 2012 · 6:04 AM UTC

Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.

Bro Humor · Jul 11, 2012 · 5:17 AM UTC

You look so much better with something in your mouth (:

Bro Humor · Jul 11, 2012 · 5:14 AM UTC

Suck it all, Vacuum

Bro Humor · Jul 11, 2012 · 5:07 AM UTC

Sometimes, I talk to girls with Boyfriends just to shake them niggas up.