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Business - [email protected] *Parody*

Massachusetts, USA
Joined March 2012
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@SmackedTed I dont have that many followers but holy shit I want a pony! – at Greater Vancouver, British Columbia
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@SmackedTed naah fuck that..i went to court while i was high! #bna
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You are a bear! get over it, cats are nice! Cats follow back! you didn't. youre high.@ForEvaYoung23
#10WorstFeelings arguing with someone, then halfway into the arrgument, you realize you're wrong. 😒
#10bestfeelings knowing you did your best and people are proud of you.
#10bestfeelings when your boyfriend shows you off to his friends :)
I would cry for you again sweetie but I have no more tears left for you.... I'm sorry next time don't break my heart
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Stop saying "Yolo" you sound like a fucking idiot
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Everybody gonna hate on you but there hate will lead you to your success I mean look at Justin bieber for example so yeah keep on hating
#OneThingWeAllHate only having 140 characters..
Hey can i have a sip? "sure." * GLUG GLUG GLUG.* "BITCH you said a sip"
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Boy: Hi. Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick.
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The awkward moment when you're waiting for a text but then you realize you're the one who didn't reply.
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"Hey babe, you smell that?" "No." "Me neither, start cooking."
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#MoviesIveSeen50x Friday, Next Friday & Friday After Next!
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#CommonWhitePeopleQuestions *in a scary movie* "Who's there?"
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Me: *breathes* Mom: "I'm sick and tired of your attitude!!"
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#IWillNeverUnderstandWhy we still love the people that hurt us
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Niggas love to be in charge !
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Old Dogs, New Tricks, Different Toilets, Same Shit!
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