Just want to thank @tesla and @elonmusk for saving us from an accident tonight. We were headed to the drive through haunted house when a highly decorated buck was on the road. I’m not sure what I did to disengage, but the car did what was needed to avoid the accident.
This is why I own a Tesla. Thank you.
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Out with the old, in with the new. The end of this month closes one door and the next door opens. You'll see me less, but I'll still be around.
Maybe with this change I'll put my real face up. At least I'll be free to do so.
Thanks for all the 💕.
I was thinking you know, it's great that an female that looks like me got a leadership role, maybe things are changing.
Yeah she has a partner. That's how she made it big.
I love everyone, I don’t understand how normies are passed up. Lot of great normies out there.
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🚨10 Questions Every Patient Should Ask in the ED:
1.What's the plan for my pain, and when do I get the next dose?
2. Am I getting the same workup as any other patient with these symptoms?
3.Who's the attending making calls on my case, and can I speak with them directly?
4.What tests are you ordering, and which ones are you skipping?
5. How long before I actually see a provider?
6.Are any specialists being consulted?
7. What's holding up my status right now?
8.Can I request a different provider if I'm not comfortable with the one assigned?
9.What am I being given, what does it do, and what are my alternatives?
10. Walk me through exactly what happens next.
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In the past 17 days alone, Dominion Energy has made $1,305,000 in political donations.
Check it out here by scrolling down to Large Expenditure Reports: cfreports.elections.virginia…
Okay this isn’t funny, but everyone can laugh now because it's over with.
So I was working at the hospital and everyone was rather grumpy and it was a weird vibe for the whole place.
Evidently one of the young guys was given an Ambien & went from room to room buck naked around the whole floor. NO RECOLLECTION of the event. Said it was the best sleep he ever had.
It was put on his allergy list. Thank goodness he did that while hospitalized!
This was over 20 years ago!
Okay. Who has an Ambien story?
I can vividly recall two things. After taking Ambien, for some reason, I would browse Amazon and, apparently, make purchases. For the next few days, items would just appear. I got tired of returning items so I just kept them.
The other memory I have is that my wife asked me what had gotten into me the previous night. I had no idea what she was referring to. Apparently, we had engaged in an intense sexual encounter. I had no memory of it unfortunately. 🥺
Who has a farm that’s is women only? I’m pretty sure farms can’t run without men, but here we are, women’s only gathering about putting up fences….
Hilarious, a man showing them what to do. Can’t make it up. 🫥
Lol you guys if the WoW Forever launch is anything like the name reservations today….. People gonna be mad. Out of 4 logging in one has made it.
We are one step closer to pot hole filling automation!!!!
Now we just need the cities on Bot so they can receive the info automatically!
Last Saturday I drove past a large hole forming on the side of the road. I asked Grok in the Tesla to figure out who is responsible for maintaining it and filling it. It told me to snap a picture to submit. I screen grabbed this from my dash cam and my Bot sent an email to the County. It told me that they usually fill pot hole requests in two days. Well, it's Tuesday and that hole was filled in this morning!! Grok Bot is simply amazing.. I did nothing except provide the photo and some instructions.. Bot did the rest..
Dudes why isn't this viral. Not only is it funny, some of you dudes need it.
A Grok @bot every married man never knew they needed.
The “Wife Translator” Enjoy 😉
A just-for-fun, two-way translator for husbands: decode what your wife really means, or turn your blunt guy-speak into something sweet she'll love. (Example Below)
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