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>11,000 deaths last year >98% white
JUST IN: 🇩🇪 Germany records highest number of suicides in 25 years, with over 11,000 deaths last year.
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This famously stops after college
I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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This kind of low-stakes public interaction is how you make people normal again
Got invited to a barn dance. Boys, 12 and 10, are disgusted. I'm trying to convince them they don't have to like the idea of dancing with girls. But they need to dance with girls. It's like changing a tire or using a multimeter. It's something you just need to be able to do.
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Klopp used to be on the touchline losing his mind man
this video actually fries me so bad bruh
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The Los Angeles Lakers play basketball today 💜💛
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The only two NFL teams that have yet to score 10+ offensive touchdowns this season: The 0-6 #Chargers The 6-0 #Vikings
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Fuck off 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Former England and Arsenal Sol Campbell helps launch campaign to get black people in Britain to vote.
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JUST IN: 🇵🇱 Coup reportedly underway in Poland.
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LEBRON (sponsored by Polymarket) THROWS IT DOWN, THE 76ERS (sponsored by Kalshi) HAVE TIED IT, IF YOU DON’T LIKE THAT YOU DON’T LIKE NBA (brought to you by Draft Kings) BASKETBALL, we’ll be back after these messages (Fanduel ad)
The Philadelphia 76ers have struck a multi-year deal with Kalshi to make Kalshi its official prediction market partner. Sixers say they're the 1st NBA team to name an official prediction market partner, and are following in the footsteps of the NBA's deals this week.
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Dylan Harper’s pops genuinely fell for ai pawg goons
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I’d genuinely pay millions to get this vid scrubbed off the internet
Complete head loss 🤯
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Steve nash and chris paul must see tv
The two best words in sports. The first Game 7 in WNBA Finals history.
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Boy niggas know how to lie on a dime don’t they? Lmao
Josh Jacobs explained his celebration after his first TD tonight when he put his hands behind his back. He said it was an ode to the gospel song, “Break Every Chain.” He said the TV cameras didn’t get the whole thing.
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Good use of artificial intelligence
A father who spent 10 minutes searching for his lost Bose earbud in a pile of gravel decided to turn to ChatGPT for help. After analyzing a few photos, the AI managed to spot the tiny earbud and pinpoint its exact location in less than five minutes. [via/ Reddit /Just_a_fungi893]
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ppl genuinely think everyone's road is the same
“Yaxel is 24 so his stats don’t matter” He was in the same high school class as… 2-Year Pro Caleb Love 3-Year Pro Zach Edey 4-Year Pro Julian Strawther 5-Year Pro Cameron Thomas 6-Year Pros Cade, Moody, Barnes, Suggs, Mobley, Green, and Kuminga but… Yaxel is tied for 1st in PPG with Cade and 2nd in RPG behind Mobley.
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All of this for the greatest of all time to snatch the league away from him at the Camp Nou…
Just stumbled across Messis Home Record in 11/12. What the Fuck ?!
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Lmfao nah man a change had to come
VIDEO COMPILATION OF THE LOUDEST AND MOST BRUTAL HITS IN #NFL HISTORY. 🤯🤯🤯 ABSOLUTE INSANITY:
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We don’t even know the ethnic background of the killers yet and half my timeline making grievance paragraphs
That kids death is gonna cause FBA vs African discourse on this app in like 12-24 hours btw don’t engage
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He quite literally wasn’t supposed to make it here. That’s hard
Imagine hating on a guy who used to work a 9-5 Warehouse Job and now drops 26/8 in the league
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C'est aussi à cause de ce genre de déclaration que j'ai choisi cristiano Ronaldo
🚨 Wayne Rooney on people calling Cristiano Ronaldo’s 2008 season overrated: “I’ve seen people questioning Cristiano’s 2008 season again, and I genuinely wonder how many of them watched us play that year. I was there. I played alongside him. I saw what defenders were doing to try to stop him, and I saw what happened when they couldn’t. I remember one game where Cristiano had two players following him almost everywhere. At one point, I said to him, ‘You’ve got two of them worried about you now.’ He looked at me and said, ‘Good. That means somebody else is free.’ And that was the thing people sometimes forget about him. Everyone remembers the goals, the tricks and the celebrations. But when teams started organising their entire defence around stopping one player, the rest of us benefited. There were matches when you’d look up and see Cristiano making another run, even though he’d already made five or six without receiving the ball. I’d tell him, ‘You know you don’t have to chase every goal?’ He’d say, ‘Wayne, if I stop running, how am I going to score?’ You couldn’t argue with him. But Moscow is what I remember most. He’d scored our goal against Chelsea. People forget that sometimes because of what happened in the shootout. When he missed his penalty, I knew exactly what he’d be thinking. He’d scored 42 goals that season, helped us win the Premier League, and suddenly he was standing there believing he might have cost us the biggest trophy of the year. When Edwin saved Anelka’s penalty, everybody went crazy. We were European champions. But Cristiano was crying. I remember looking at him and thinking how strange football can be. A player can have the season of his life, score in the Champions League final, and still spend those last few minutes believing he’s let everyone down. That’s how much it meant to him. And that’s why I find some of the criticism ridiculous. People sit there nearly 20 years later, looking at clips and statistics, trying to explain why it wasn’t that special. We were playing against some of the best defenders in Europe. They knew what he wanted to do. They’d spend the entire week preparing for him. Then Saturday would come, and he’d do it anyway. I’m not saying we didn’t have a brilliant team. Of course we did. We had players who could win games all over the pitch. But even in that dressing room, we knew Cristiano was doing something extraordinary. The funniest thing is that people now use the fact that he played in such a good team against him. Well, I was one of the players in that team. And I can tell you that having Cristiano alongside us made our jobs easier, not his. If you want to argue about which individual season was the greatest, that’s fine. Football is full of opinions. But don’t tell people who were there that what we watched every week wasn’t special. I saw Cristiano win his first Ballon d’Or. I’ve also seen him win four more. And I still think there’s something about that first one that people will never fully understand unless they remember the player he was before he became the Cristiano Ronaldo everybody knows today.”
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