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squirrel-there

@squirrelthere

gonna toss around some one-liners (human not an AI)

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I laughed
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Someone should ask Abdul why doesn't his wife take off her hijab? We've all seen women's hair anyway, right?
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"Your daughters are going to see male genitalia anyway, so who cares if they see it in their locker room." — Abdul El-Sayed
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Lloyd Legalist
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Pray for me. I’m going through some serious candy withdrawals.
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how am i suppose to respond to this
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Ranju
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Things men do for compute😭😭😭
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Literally an episode of Silicon Valley m.youtube.com/watch?v=6hMuBA…
Gilfoyle Hacks Jian Yang's Smart Fridge Silicon Valley

Gilfoyle Hacks Jian Yang's Smart Fridge Silicon Valley

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

youtube.com
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Ranju
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Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Me: i trust claude too much. Interviewer: and your biggest strength? Me: claude says i have no weaknesses.
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10 Real-Life Examples Of Why American Measurements Are Better Than The Communist Metric System buff.ly/ya1Zx5a
10 Real-Life Examples Of Why American Measurements Are Better Than The Communist Metric System

10 Real-Life Examples Of Why American Measurements Are Better Than The Communist Metric System

Should we measure things in inches or centimeters? Pounds or kilograms? Miles or whatever it is they use in Europe? The answer is clear: we should use American units as God intended. The metric...

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@stevensongsNov 2
It's already time for bed. Stupid clocks!
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CinemaCopa
@CopaExMachinaNov 1
In Star Wars, the stormtrooper clearly states loudly enough for Leia to hear that they were going to only stun to detain her, yet from her ambush position, she blows his ass away in cold blood. At that moment the remaining troopers had every legal authority to use deadly force. It was only through sheer restraint they stunned her, preserving her life and rights. Body cams have been a disaster for the Rebel community.
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Tadeusz Piekarz@TestName1213Oct 31
Młody wrażliwy mężczyzna konczy znajomość z opresyjnym foidem. Brawo
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An example of country over politics.
Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
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I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk
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John Doyle
@JohnDoyleOct 31
But they arrested @douglassmackey for Twitter memes that they classified as election interference
KG (@interstatejuche) profile pictureKG
@interstatejucheOct 31
People need to go to jail, man. For a long time. This is absurd.
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Jensen’s been thinking with his little Huang
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